Genetic Origin Story
It’s basically Amnesia Haze after a messy Tinder fling with an Unknown Strain (mystery swipe right), then a rebound hook-up with Purple Chef. The result? A sativa that stretches like a yoga influencer yet still rocks purple streaks like it’s trying to sneak into a Lil Nas X video.
Effects: Red Bull, Hold the Wings
18–26 % THC means the ride ranges from “productive adult” to “why did I just alphabetize my sock drawer?” Expect a clear-headed buzz that lets you write a novel, paint the shed, or finally reply to 2019 emails—choose your own adventure. Couchlock is optional; cardio is encouraged.
Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Cologne with Dessert Notes
Crack a jar and get punched by lemon-zest haze so bright it needs sunglasses. Underneath, berry sweetness slides in like the cool cousin who brings pie. Close your eyes and it’s basically a lemon-berry turnover sprinkled with incense because someone still feels guilty about not going to church.
Growing: Tall, Dark, and Frosty
She’ll double in height after flip—think Jack’s beanstalk with better trichome coverage. Top early, train often, and pray your tent is taller than your optimism. Finish with cool nights for Instagram-worthy purple ribbons that scream, “Look, Ma, I’m artisanal!”
Medical: Prescription for Procrastination
Users swear it nukes fatigue, depression, and writer’s block in one citrusy blast. Great for daytime pain relief without the “where did my afternoon go?” side effect. Just don’t medicate at 11 p.m. unless your pillow is cool with a TED Talk.
Who Should Grab It
Perfect for creative types, overbooked grad students, and anyone whose coffee budget rivals rent. Avoid if your ideal evening is horizontal by 8 p.m. or if ceiling fans make you nervous—this girl reaches for the sky.
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