🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

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Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

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Hybrid

Blue Dream

The Honda Civic of Cannabis — Reliable, Everywhere, Nobody's Impressed

THC 21%
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Indica

OG Kush

Personality Replacement Since 1996

THC 23%
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Hybrid

Gorilla Glue (GG4)

Named After What Happens to You and Your Couch

THC 26%
Sativa

Sour Diesel

For When You Want Everyone to Know You Smoke

THC 22%
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Hybrid

GSC (Girl Scout Cookies)

The Only Cookies That Make You Eat More Cookies

THC 25%
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Sativa

Jack Herer

For Your Manifesto, Whatever It Is

THC 23%
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Indica

Wedding Cake

The Reception Where Nobody Leaves

THC 24%
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Hybrid

Gelato

Italian Dessert Energy in a Bowl

THC 25%
Indica

Northern Lights

Named After Something You'll See With Your Eyes Closed

THC 22%
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Hybrid

Pineapple Express

Yes, Like the Movie. No, It Won't Be Like the Movie.

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Diva

#1 Stunna

Named like a SoundCloud rapper’s debut single, #1 Stunna str

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

#1 Stunna

Named like a SoundCloud rapper and hits like platinum status

THC 20-25%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

#41 Zi

Meet #41 Zi, the strain that won the genetic lottery but sti

THC 22-30%
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⚡ Boutique Hybrid

$.i.N.G

Meet $.i.N.G, the strain that sounds like a financial crime

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Sativa-Style Collection

&Shine

&Shine isn’t one strain—it’s the dispensary’s way of saying

THC 20-22%
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⚡ Speed-Dating Hybrid

+Speed Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: engineered fo

THC 15%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

0.508

Meet 0.508—because apparently naming your weed after a decim

THC 18%
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🧀 Couch-Locked Dairy Queen

00 Cheese

00 Cheese is what happens when Skunk #1 gets drunk on expire

THC 16-22%
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⚪ Hybrid

00 Cheese

00 Cheese is the strain that answers the question, "What if

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

00 Kush

Meet 00 Kush, the Spanish import that treats anxiety like it

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch Shackle

00 Kush

The strain that proves zeros can be heroes—00 Kush will glue

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

00 Kush Fast

The Spanish speed-demon of Kush genetics, 00 Kush Fast is wh

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

00 Kush Fast

00 Seeds Bank basically said 'what if couch-lock, but now?'

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

00 Skunk

The strain that smells like a high-school hallway got hotbox

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

00 Skunk

Meet 00 Skunk—the strain that inherited the family musk and

THC 20%
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⚖️ Spy-Level Balanced Hybrid

007

The name's Bond—Weed Bond. This 18% THC hybrid went from und

THC 18%
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🕵️‍♂️ Hybrid (License to Chill)

007 Breath

Licensed to thrill and spill bong water, 007 Breath is ThugP

THC 20-30%
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⚖️ Hybrid (License to Chill)

007 Breath

This ThugPug Genetics creation is what happens when Q-branch

THC 20%
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⚡ Citrus-Soaked Hybrid

007 Up

Licensed to thrill and carbonate your brain, 007 Up is the s

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

0508

0508 is the strain that sounds like a late-night radio stati

THC 20-25%
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🏙️ Balanced Hybrid

069 Skyline Cookies

069 Skyline Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating desse

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

069 Skyline Cookies

Imagine your favorite cookie had a midlife crisis, discovere

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced BC Hybrid

1.3G

Vancouver Island Seed Co. slapped a scale reading on this on

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica with Identity Crisis

10

Meet '10'—the strain so lazy it couldn't even finish its own

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

10 by Gage Green Genetics

The breeder named it “10” because anything less would bruise

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

10 Gs

Meet 10 Gs, the strain that took Girl Scout Cookies to boot

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Luxury

10 Gs Weed

10 Gs is the strain that lets you flex on your broke friends

THC 22-30%
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⚡Hybrid Slap-Happy

100 Hand Slap

Named after the most over-the-top Street Fighter move ever,

THC 22-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

100 Hand Slap

Imagine getting lightly pummeled by 100 tiny, happy fists—th

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. “Six-Figure Sugar-Gas”)

100 K

100 K is the strain equivalent of a LinkedIn flex: no verifi

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

100 OG

100 OG is what happens when OG Kush goes to night school and

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. 'Your Couch Is Safe')

100 Proof

Chef's Genetix bottled a rave inside a bud. 100 Proof smells

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

100 Proof

Meet 100 Proof—the strain that’s basically Red Bull in plant

THC 20%
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💸 Boutique Hybrid

100 Rackz

Named after a stack of cash you’ll never actually have, 100

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

100 Rackz

Named after the exact amount of cash you’ll no longer need o

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

100 Sourz

100 Sourz is what happens when a gas station urinal cake and

THC 26%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

100 Sourz

100 Sourz is what happens when a Sour Diesel gets possessed

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

1000 Mile Stare

Cosmic Wisdom’s boutique creeper hits like a philosophical a

THC 18-24%

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