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13th Warrior
Named after a movie nobody remembers, 13th Warrior is Enligh
THC 18-25%14er
Meet 14er, the strain that gets you higher than any Colorado
THC 22-24%14th Star
Like a Subaru Outback in nug form—reliable, outdoorsy, and w
THC 18-24%14th Star
Named after a star that doesn't exist in any constellation,
THC 18%16rootbeers
Imagine guzzling a root beer float while wearing a weighted
THC 5%16rootbeers
Imagine chugging a cold root beer on a hot day, then realizi
THC 18%187
187 is Dominion Seed Company’s love letter to the 90s—no glo
THC 20%187
Named after the California penal code for murder—because thi
THC 17%1889 A Starry Night
Named after the year weed was definitely still illegal, this
THC 18%1889: A Starry Night
Named after the year Van Gogh went full galaxy-brain, this B
THC 18-24%1911
Named after the pistol that won two world wars, 1911 hits yo
THC 20-30%1911
Named after the year both the Mona Lisa was stolen AND your
THC 18-22%1937 Pink Lady
Meet the strain that legally can’t shut up about 1937. Pink
THC 20-28%1970 Colombian Gold
Your grandpa’s favorite stash is back, baby. This 1970 Colom
THC 15-25%1970s Colombian Gold x H.O.D.
The love-child of a vintage Santa Marta landrace and some my
THC 15-25%1971 Panama Red
The strain that once rode shotgun with surfboards and protes
THC 15-25%1973 Durban
This strain is basically your dad’s bell-bottoms in plant fo
THC 15-25%1979 Xmas Bud
The strain that smells like you hot-boxed a Christmas tree l
THC 16-22%1979 Xmas Bud
A time-capsule of disco-era dank that CSI Humboldt unwrapped
THC 20%1984
Mogwai Genetics named this one after the year privacy offici
THC 22-27%1984
Meet 1984, the indica that turns your living room into Room
THC 20-25%1985 Skunk #1 IBL
Lucky 13 Seed Company genetically resurrected the year your
THC 15-25%1985 Skunk #1 IBL
This isn’t your plug’s mystery skunk—this is the strain that
THC 15%1994 Super Skunk
The strain that made your dad's jean jacket permanently smel
THC 25%1995 Sensi Star Sativa
Riot Seeds took your dad's resin-drenched Sensi Star and tau
THC 15-25%1995 Sensi Star Sativa
This blast-from-the-past strain is basically cannabis comfor
THC 15%1997
Named after the year your older cousin peaked, 1997 is Silbe
THC 18-26%1997
Imagine if your Tamagotchi grew up to be a weed plant—that’s
THC 18-22%1998 F4 Blueberry
The strain that convinced your dad weed used to taste better
THC 15-25%1998 Mystery
A strain so mysterious it refuses to tell you its parents, 1
THC 15-25%1998 Mystery
Imagine your older cousin's mixtape from '98—except this one
THC 18%1walt
Meet 1walt—the autoflower that finishes faster than your las
THC 19-21%1Walt
Meet 1Walt—Mephisto’s answer to stoners who can’t keep a hou
THC 18%2 B Blunt
Named for the only format it respects, 2 B Blunt is Elev8 Se
THC 28%2 B Blunt
Meet 2 B Blunt—Elev8’s lovechild of Bubba Kush and whatever
THC 18%2 Fast 2 Vast
If Vin Diesel bred weed instead of street-racing, this would
THC 15-25%2 Fast 2 Vast
Named like a Vin Diesel fever dream, 2 Fast 2 Vast is the ca
THC 25%2 Girls 1 Cup
The strain that dared to ask "what if weed tasted like the i
THC 18-22%2 Girls 1 Cup
Named after the internet's most regrettable click, this Ohms
THC 18-24%2 In The Pink
The strain name sounds like a bad Tinder bio, but 2 In The P
THC 20-23%2 In The Pink
Riot Seeds basically gave boring weed the finger and created
THC 18%2 OGs
Top Dawg Seeds said "let's double the OG" and accidentally c
THC 26%2 Ogs
Meet 2 Ogs—the strain that couldn't decide if it wanted to m
THC 18%2 Pounder
Kiwiseeds basically asked, "What if a Red Bull could sprout
THC 15-25%2 Pounder
Named after the yield, not your post-smoke munchies—though b
THC 18%2 Scoops
2 Scoops is what happens when a breeder binge-watches desser
THC 20-28%2 Scoops
Imagine if your childhood ice-cream truck started selling we
THC 18%2 Stroke Gelonade
Imagine Lemon Pledge and premium unleaded having a baby in a
THC 25%