187

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Dominion Seed Company cooked up 187 during what we assume was a very boring weekend in the lab. Their mission? Create a hybrid so reliably mediocre that even your dealer’s cousin couldn’t mess it up. After generations of breeding plants that looked like they had LinkedIn profiles, they landed on this 17 % THC masterpiece with 1 % CBG—because nothing screams "cutting edge" like barely legal cannabinoid content. Early adopters praised its "versatility," which is breeder-speak for "we couldn’t decide if we wanted couch-lock or paranoia, so you get both."

Effects: Like Getting Mugged by a Care Bear

The high starts with a gentle cerebral tickle that whispers "you should definitely text your ex," followed by a body melt that makes standing up feel like a federal crime. At 17 % THC, it’s perfect for people who want to get high enough to forget their passwords but not high enough to forget where they put the remote. The 1 % CBG adds a layer of "maybe this is helping my inflammation" placebo effect that pairs well with pretending you’re using cannabis medicinally. Expect to spend 45 minutes laughing at your own jokes before realizing you’ve been staring at a paused Netflix menu.

Flavor Profile: Forest Floor Frappuccino

Tastes like someone blended a pine tree, a lemon rind, and your high school gym socks into a smoothie. The earthy base notes scream "I’ve been camping," while the citrus top notes politely suggest "but in a bougie way." There’s a spicy kick on the exhale that’ll have you questioning if you just smoked weed or licked a Christmas wreath. The myrcene-limonene combo creates a flavor profile best described as "what you think sophistication tastes like when you’re 19."

Growing This Overachiever

187 grows like it’s trying to impress its parents: dense, compact buds with purple accents that look Instagram-ready but took zero actual effort. Indoor growers love its short internodal spacing (translation: it’s a stout little bastard), while outdoor growers appreciate that it won’t immediately die when you forget to water it that one Tuesday. Yields are consistently "respectable"—industry speak for "you won’t get rich but you won’t starve either." Just don’t expect to brag about your 17 % THC harvest when your neighbor’s rocking 30 % GMO. It’s the participation trophy of cannabis cultivation.

Medical Benefits (According to Your Stoner Friend)

With that powerhouse 17 % THC and heroic 1 % CBG, 187 is perfect for treating mild inconveniences like "existence" or "having to interact with people." Users report it helps with stress, which makes sense since you’ll be too lethargic to remember what you were stressed about. The moderate potency means you can function in society provided society doesn’t require you to do math or operate heavy eyelids. Great for patients who want to say they’re using cannabis therapeutically while still getting recreationally wrecked.

Perfect For People Who...

...think 17 % THC is "plenty strong" and own multiple houseplants they’ve managed to keep alive. Ideal for the cannabis consumer who wants to get high but still be able to discuss cryptocurrency at dinner parties. Perfect for aging stoners who now call it "medicine" and keep their weed in a labeled mason jar like it’s oregano. If you’ve ever said "I don’t need anything too crazy" while buying weed, congratulations—you’re the target demographic.