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2 Stroke Gelonade
Imagine if a lemon meringue pie and a dirt-bike had a baby—t
THC 18-22%2 Stroke Lemonade
Imagine chugging a gas-station slushie while your neighbor r
THC 18-26%2 Stroke Lemonade
Named after the sound your brain makes after two hits, 2 Str
THC 15-25%2 Unicorns 1 Poop
Yes, the name is basically internet shock-site cosplay, but
THC 15-25%20 Guage
Meet 20 Guage—the little auto that could. At 12-14% THC it w
THC 12-14%20 Guage
20 Guage is the cannabis equivalent of a speed-run: seed-to-
THC 15-22%2016 OG Glue
2016 OG Glue is what happens when OG Kush and Original Glue
THC 18-26%2016 OG Glue
The strain that proves 2016 wasn't just a dumpster fire of p
THC 15-25%2016 OG Glue Blueberry Pheno
Odyssey Genetics time-capsuled 2016 in weed form—classic Blu
THC 15-25%2016 OG Glue Blueberry Pheno
Like someone hot-boxed a bakery and then super-glued your li
THC 18-24%2046
Meet 2046, Medical Seeds Co’s love letter to masochists who
THC 18-26%2046
Medical Seeds Co. built 2046 to honor the year we'll all be
THC 18-24%206 Coookies
Named after Seattle's area code and the munchies you'll defi
THC 20%207 Headband
Imagine the OG Headband took a lobstering vacation, survived
THC 22-24%2090
2090 is what happens when Runtz and Gelato have a baby in a
THC 26%2090 Cookies
Imagine if Elon Musk ran a weed bakery in 2090 and forgot th
THC 28%2090 Shit
Cookie Fam’s crystal-coated time machine. 2090 Shit smells l
THC 22-28%2112
Imagine if a 1970s concept album got jealous of your brain c
THC 18-26%2112
Named after the prog-rock epic because it also takes 20 minu
THC 18%215 Superbud
Named after the bill that let your cousin grow ‘tomatoes’ in
THC 15-25%215 Superbud
215 Superbud is the cannabis equivalent of a conspiracy theo
THC 18-25%22
Meet 22, the strain that sounds like a Taylor Swift album bu
THC 24%22
Meet 22—The Cali Connection's love letter to productivity pa
THC 22%22 Grapes
Named after its favorite blood-alcohol level, 22 Grapes is t
THC 20-26%22 Jack
Meet the strain that’s basically Jack Herer after it got a L
THC 15-25%22 Lemons
Imagine if a janitor’s cleaning cart and a lemonade stand ha
THC 16-20%22 OG
Meet 22 OG—the strain that makes you wonder if someone poure
THC 18-26%24 Carat
Meet the bonsai bodybuilder of autos—24 Carat punches way ab
THC 16-22%24 Carat
Mephisto Genetics basically took a couch, wrapped it in resi
THC 20%24 Karat Gold
A bougie mash-up of Kosher Kush and Tangie that basically tu
THC 15-25%24K
Meet 24K, the bougie love-child of Tangie and Kosher Kush—ba
THC 18-26%24K
Meet 24K—the bougie love-child of couch-lock royalty and a C
THC 26%24K
Meet 24K, the bougie lovechild of Tangie's citrus sass and K
THC 18-24%24k Banana
Imagine a banana Runts candy that went to art school and now
THC 15-25%24k Banana
Imagine smoking a banana Laffy Taffy that went to business s
THC 20%24K Blue Dream
The strain equivalent of a flex-fuel vehicle: technically on
THC 20%24k Gold
Bred by DNA Genetics to be the Maybach of mids, 24k Gold mar
THC 15-18%24K Gold Fangs
TICAL Genetics dropped a strain so shiny it needs sunglasses
THC 15-25%24k Gold Punch
Imagine a gold-leafed purple nugget uppercutting your brain
THC 21-23%24k On Fire
24k On Fire sounds like a rapper's mixtape or a really aggre
THC 15-25%24k On Fire
Meet 24k On Fire—The Vault Seed Bank's attempt at making can
THC 18%24K Tangie
Imagine if a citrus grove married a kush dungeon and honeymo
THC 18-24%24K Tangie
The Midas Touch of midsized indicas. 24K Tangie layers OG ch
THC 18%25 Lighterz
25 Lighterz is the strain you bring to a party when you want
THC 18-26%25 Lighterz
Meet 25 Lighterz—Marrs Cult’s attempt at creating a ‘balance
THC 6-12%26
Meet 26—the strain so terpene-obsessed it makes other hybrid
THC 22-26%26
Meet 26—The Grateful Seeds' love letter to the number that m
THC 26%26 Cookies
26 Cookies is Riot Seeds’ sugar-coated sleeper agent—one bon
THC 20-28%