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🟣 Triple-Kush Couch Magnet

3 Times Crazy

Named by someone who clearly failed math, 3 Times Crazy is w

THC 20%
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🟣 Hybrid (Purple AF)

3 Way Purple

3 Way Purple is what happens when a breeder plays Pokémon wi

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Hybrid (The Threesome You Didn't Know You Needed)

3 Way Purple

Imagine if Prince, Willy Wonka, and your favorite couch had

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

3.6 Roentgen

Named after the Chernobyl meme that launched a thousand HBO

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

303 Alien

303 Alien is Denver’s official apology for the Broncos’ last

THC 19-26%
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👽 Space Couch Indica

303 Alien

303 Alien is less "take me to your leader" and more "take me

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Colorado-Bred Indica

303 Diesel by The Fire Department

Named after Denver’s area code because apparently weed neede

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Mile-High Couch Magnet

303 Headband

Born at altitude, 303 Headband is Denver’s way of saying “en

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couchlock Certified

303 Headband

303 Headband is the strain that gives your skull a gentle be

THC 18%
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🔮 Classic Indica

303 Kush Bx

303 Kush Bx is what happens when Colorado breeders decide "m

THC 20%
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🔵 Mile-High Indica

303 OG

Meet 303 OG—Denver’s hometown hero that named itself after t

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Colorado Classic

303 OG Kush

Meet the strain that turned Denver’s altitude into an excuse

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

303 Purps

303 Purps is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 18%
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🔮 Straight Indica

303 Purps By The Fire Department

303 Purps is the strain equivalent of wearing a Broncos jers

THC 20%
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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

303 Stooges

Named after Denver’s area code and the Three Stooges because

THC 24%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

303 Stooges

Named after three dudes who couldn't stay upright, 303 Stoog

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Pure Indica

303 White

This 303 White is so frosty it could sell sunscreen in Antar

THC 20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Classic

303 White

Meet 303 White—the strain that makes your couch feel like a

THC 18%
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🔲 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Schrödinger’s Couch Lock”)

303 Widow

Meet 303 Widow, the strain that splits the difference betwee

THC 20-25%
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🔵 West Virginia’s Couch Whisperer

304 Kush

Meet 304 Kush—the strain that’s basically moonshine in weed

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Midwest Couch-Lock OG

309 OG

309 OG is what happens when Illinois gets cocky and decides

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Indica (with a side of Detroit hustle)

313 Headband

Detroit’s 313 Headband is the strain that hugs your skull li

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica (aka Couch Glue)

313 Headband

313 Headband is the automotive-grade indica that'll have you

THC 18%
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🔵 Michigan Mystery Hybrid

313 Life

Named after Detroit’s area code, 313 Life is the automotive-

THC 18%
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🔢 Indica

314

Named after either pi or the St. Louis area code, 314 is the

THC 20-27%
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🟣 St. Louis Secret Menu Hybrid

314 Codes

314 Codes is what happens when St. Louis growers get bored a

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

315 OG

Meet 315 OG, the Central New York love letter to couchlock.

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Pure Couchlock Classic

315 OG

Named after Syracuse's area code because only upstate New Yo

THC 18%
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🍦 Dessert-Dominated Hybrid

33 Mints

Imagine if Girl Scout Cookies went to finishing school and c

THC 22-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Confection

33 Mintz

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie joined a biker gang—33 Mintz

THC 20%
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🔮 Dessert-Fueled Indica

33 Splitter

Imagine Gelato 33 got blackout drunk on premium gas, then wo

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Supreme

33 Splitter

33 Splitter is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket l

THC 20%+
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🌈 Dessert Hybrid

33 Zkittlez

Imagine a Skittles factory making out with a gelato stand wh

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

33 Zkittlez

The strain that answers the question "What if I could taste

THC 18%
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⚖️ Elite Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

33rd Degree

In House Genetics took Gelato #33, slapped it with their Pla

THC 20-28%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

33rd Degree

The illuminati called—they want their weed back. 33rd Degree

THC 16-24%
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⚫ Low-THC Indica

36 Chambers

Named after the Wu-Tang album but delivering the energy of a

THC 5%
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🥷 Pure Indica

36 Chambers

The only strain that makes you feel like you studied under a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Not-So-Deadly Balanced Hybrid

36 Roentgen

Named after the unit that measures how toasted you are, 36 R

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

369

369 is Mendocino’s answer to "I want to get high but also so

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

369

369 is what happens when a breeder at MTG Seeds does math wh

THC 26%
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🟢 Sativa

3D

3D is the sativa that turns your snooze button into a launch

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

3D

Meet 3D: the strain that turns couch potatoes into ceiling-g

THC 18-23%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

3D by Swamp Boys Seeds

Meet 3D: the sativa that makes your morning coffee feel like

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Lab-Made Hybrid

3DG13

3DG13 is what happens when mad scientists stop curing cancer

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

3G

Named like a phone plan, 3G by Monster Flowers is the indica

THC 22-28%
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🟢 Sativa (That’ll Still Melt Your Face)

3G

Meet 3G, the sativa that Monster Flowers cooked up when they

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

3Menda

Meet 3Menda—the hybrid that can't decide if it wants to Netf

THC 15-25%

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