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3Menda
Meet 3Menda, the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Honda Civ
THC 18%3P X Dgt
A boutique hybrid so exclusive even the breeders forgot what
THC 20%3P.O.G
3P.O.G is what happens when German engineers decide to weapo
THC 20-28%3P.O.G
Meet 3P.O.G, GermanBoyGenetiks’ love letter to couch-lock. T
THC 18%3peat
3peat is DNA Genetics’ not-so-humble brag of an indica—becau
THC 21%3Peat
DNA Genetics basically took every indica that ever put you t
THC 15-25%3rd Eye Blind
Underworld Genetix basically bottled a panic attack in a tri
THC 18-24%3wok OG
An autoflower that punches slightly above micro-dose weight
THC 12-14%3wok OG
3wok OG is the strain that sounds like a Star Wars droid but
THC 18%3x Crazy
Imagine Grandaddy Purple, OG Kush, and Bubba Kush doing trus
THC 18-22%3x Crazy
3x Crazy is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket made
THC 20%3X Platinum
3X Platinum is Therapy Seeds’ ‘we can’t tell you the parents
THC 24%3X Platinum
Bred by Therapy Seeds to be the valedictorian of indicas, 3X
THC 18%3xpurple
Imagine if Willy Wonka and Prince tag-teamed a cannabis stra
THC 15-25%3xPurple
Imagine Barney the Dinosaur got a PhD in genetics and decide
THC 18-22%3z by GLK Genetics
3z is what happens when a breeder sneezes into a jar of Zkit
THC 15-25%4 Best 4 You
Pitt Bully’s mystery sativa sounds like a life coach in nug
THC 15-25%4 Best 4 You
The strain that sounds like a passive-aggressive gift from y
THC 20-25%4 Black Rozes
Imagine if a Victorian funeral director bred weed—4 Black Ro
THC 18-25%4 Black Rozes
4 Black Rozes is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket
THC 20%4 Blue Stars
4 Blue Stars is what happens when a breeder can’t decide bet
THC 18-24%4 Corners
4 Corners is Rare Dankness Seeds' love letter to everyone wh
THC 18-25%4 Eyed Geek
4 Eyed Geek is the strain for people who want to feel like t
THC 15-25%4 Horseman Haze
Illuminati Seeds resurrected the '70s in a jar, minus the be
THC 17-23%4 Horseman Haze
This isn't your grandpa's Haze—unless grandpa was part of th
THC 20-25%4 Juices
Cannarado Genetics dropped 4 Juices and then ghosted us on t
THC 20-28%4 Juices
Meet 4 Juices, the strain that sounds like a corner-store be
THC 18%4 Juicy Skunks
Meet 4 Juicy Skunks, the strain that smells like a skunk hot
THC 15-25%4 Juicy Skunks
Imagine four actual skunks hot-boxing a citrus orchard—then
THC 24%4 Kings
4 Kings is what happens when OG Kush and a royal wedding cak
THC 15-25%4 Kings
4 Kings is the strain that treats your spine like a beanbag
THC 18-25%4 Kings
Meet 4 Kings, the strain that treats your body like a mediev
THC 18%4 Locoz
4 Locoz is what happens when a breeder ghosts you on lineage
THC 18-22%4 Locoz
4 Locoz is the strain that asks "what if a Mensa meeting and
THC 22%4 Locoz X LVRK
International Farm Cut’s latest flex is basically a fruit-pu
THC 15-25%4 Mountain Fire
Bred to make your synapses do parkour, 4 Mountain Fire is Ko
THC 22-28%4 Mountain Fire by Kokua Seed
4 Mountain Fire is the strain equivalent of a triple-shot es
THC 22-28%4 Play
4 Play is the strain that skips dinner, kisses you with swee
THC 20-25%4 Play by Bodhi Seeds
4 Play is the strain equivalent of a secret speakeasy—rare,
THC 20%4 Star General
Meet the strain that salutes you before it sedates you. 4 St
THC 18-24%4 Times Sour
Imagine Sour Diesel got drunk on Four Loko and decided to st
THC 15-25%4 Times Sour
Imagine Sour Diesel’s angry cousin who just drank four lemon
THC 18-24%4 Way
Wolfpack’s 4 Way is what happens when four stoned cannabis l
THC 17-23%4 Way
Meet 4 Way—the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife if
THC 18%4 X Gold
Meet 4 X Gold—the strain that basically hot-wired four vinta
THC 18-26%4 X Gold Auto
The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t
THC 18-22%40 Elephants
Named after a 1920s all-female shoplifting squad that could
THC 15-25%40 Thieves
40 Thieves is the cannabis equivalent of Ocean's Eleven—slic
THC 18-24%