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4K
4K is Irie Genetics’ attempt at making weed so crystal-clear
THC 22-28%4K by Irie Genetics
Meet 4K, the strain that promises the visual clarity of a $3
THC 22-28%4th Degree Burn
Strain Reign won’t tell us the parents, but this sativa-forw
THC 19-24%4th Degree Burn
Strain Reign's answer to "I need to finish a novel, re-tile
THC 18%4th Gear
County Line Genetics built 4th Gear for growers who want the
THC 18-25%4th Gear
County Line Genetics named this one 4th Gear because after t
THC 18%4th Gear by J James
Think of 4th Gear as your brain’s stick-shift: first gear is
THC 15-25%4th Meal
The strain for people who think dinner is a warm-up act. 4th
THC 18-24%4th Meal
Named after the shameful 2 AM burrito run we all pretend nev
THC 22-25%4x4
Named after the grow tent you definitely overpaid for, 4x4 i
THC 18%4x4
Meet 4x4, the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalen
THC 18%5 Alarm
Twenty20 Genetics basically bred the cannabis equivalent of
THC 15-25%5 Alive
Imagine if Sunny D got a PhD in whoop-ass. 5 Alive is Cannar
THC 20-24%5 Alive
5 Alive is what happens when Cannarado Genetics tries to cre
THC 18-22%5 Berry
Meet 5 Berry, the strain that proves Eureka Seeds Org has a
THC 15-25%5 Berry
Imagine Willy Wonka’s vape pen. 5 Berry is a technicolor sat
THC 18%5 Leaf Clover
Meet the corporate-friendly hybrid that gets you high enough
THC 18-24%5 Leaf Clover
5 Leaf Clover is the strain equivalent of finding a unicorn
THC 25%5 Star
Named like a hotel you definitely can’t afford, 5 Star is th
THC 20-28%5 Way
Meet 5 Way—Pukka Seeds’ genetic potluck where five classic s
THC 24%5 Way
Imagine five different strains got drunk at a family reunion
THC 18-24%50 Dragons
50 Dragons sounds like a Skyrim mod but it's actually UKHTA
THC 18%50 Dragons By Ukhta
Meet 50 Dragons—the strain that sounds like a rejected Game
THC 18-24%50 Dragons x Candy Rain
Imagine Willy Wonka doing hard time with a dragon—this strai
THC 20-27%50 Dragons X Permanent Marker
UKHTA 420 Frankensteined a dragon and a Sharpie to give us t
THC 24-30%50 Shades Of Pink
50 Shades Of Pink is the strain equivalent of a Hallmark mov
THC 19-25%50 Shades of Pink
The strain that made Lazy Daizy Genetics rename their compan
THC 18%501st OG
Rare Dankness turned Skywalker OG into a couch-lock battalio
THC 18-24%501st OG
501st OG is the indica that turns you into a Stormtrooper—eq
THC 20%505 Headbanger
Mephisto Genetics stuffed OG gas, ruderalis hustle, and a mi
THC 18-24%505 Headbanger
505 Headbanger is what happens when cannabis breeders say "h
THC 20%513 Kush
Think of 513 Kush as the Cincinnati Bengals of weed—underrat
THC 22-25%517 Cronic
Named after Lansing's 517 area code because nothing screams
THC 15-25%517 Cronic
The strain that taught Pure Michigan Genetics the difference
THC 18%517 Diesel
517 Diesel is what happens when Lansing breeders decide your
THC 15-25%517 Diesel
Born and bred in Pure Michigan, 517 Diesel is what happens w
THC 24%517 Durban Poison
Pure Michigan Genetics basically took the espresso shot of l
THC 18%517 Durban Poison
Imagine your brain got invited to a TED Talk and forgot to b
THC 18-22%517 Funk
Born in the 517 area code where the winters are brutal and t
THC 15-25%517 Funk
Meet 517 Funk, the indica that turns your spine into a noodl
THC 18%517 Gorilla Glue
Born in Michigan and bred to bench-press your brain, 517 Gor
THC 25%517 Headband
Named after mid-Michigan’s area code, 517 Headband is the lo
THC 15-25%517 Headband
517 Headband is Pure Michigan Genetics' attempt to give you
THC 18%5280 by Copycat Genetix
Named after Denver's elevation but rocking a timid 5% THC—52
THC 5%5280 Gravy
Named after Denver’s elevation and your impending elevation,
THC 18-24%54 Coffinz
54 Coffinz is the strain equivalent of eating a bag of Skitt
THC 15-25%561 Runtz
Imagine if Zkittlez and Gelato had a baby in Florida and tha
THC 15-25%573
Named after Missouri's area code because apparently "Show-Me
THC 18-26%