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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

5G

The strain 5G is what happens when Amsterdam nerds try to br

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

5G

Meet 5G—the only time you'll be excited about slow speeds. T

THC 19-23%
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🔴 Indica

5G

Named after the thing that ruined your battery life, 5G is a

THC 15-25%
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📡 Sativa-Dominant Signal Booster

5G's

The only 5G connection that won't drop calls to the pizza pl

THC 15-25%
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📶 Balanced Hybrid

5G's

Named like a telecom plan but hits more like a dropped call

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (F2 Chaos Edition)

5G's Purple F2

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed—5G'

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

5G's Purple F2

The F2 stands for "F*ck, I'm floored"—this royal-purple knoc

THC 18%
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⚡ Low-Voltage Sativa

5G's Red x Sour Diesel

Ganja Rebel Seeds took the Red Phone and Sour Diesel, hit “m

THC 5-10%
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📡 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

5G's Red x Sour Diesel

The love child of classic Sour Diesel and mysterious "Red" g

THC 18%
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📶 Balanced Hybrid

5G's Yellow F2

A second-generation freakshow from Humboldt that looks like

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica

5G's Yellow F2

5G's Yellow F2 is what happens when a lemon grove and a 90s

THC 18%
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📶 Hybrid (but the signal is weak)

5G's Yellow x OG x Chemdawg

Ganja Rebel Seeds took classic OG-Chem firepower and dialed

THC 5%
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🔶 Hybrid (Sativa-leaning chaos)

5G's Yellow x OG x Chemdawg

This Frankenstein’s monster of a strain smells like someone

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa

5K

5K is what happens when breeders ask "what if espresso had a

THC 15-25%
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🏃‍♂️ Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

5K

Imagine your grandpa’s vintage skunk from '72 got a glow-up,

THC 20%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

5K Puff

5K Puff is Gage Green Genetics’ limited-run flex: a resin-dr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

5K Puff

Meet 5K Puff, the strain that turns your living room into th

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

5th Dimension

5th Dimension is what happens when a breeder named "All We K

THC 18-22%
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⚛️ Cosmic Hybrid

5th Dimension

Buckle up, space cadet—this allegedly "multidimensional" hyb

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

5th Element

5th Element is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

5th Element

Named after the fifth element: crippling relaxation. This in

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

6 Mill

6 Mill is Dominion Seed Company's love letter to anyone who

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa

6 Mill

6 Mill is Dominion Seed Company's attempt at making the perf

THC 18%
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🔫 Balanced Hybrid

6 Shooter

Empire Breeding Co. rolled out 6 Shooter to make your brain

THC 21%
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🔫 Balanced Hybrid

6 Shooter

This 18% THC hybrid from Empire Breeding Co. is like a canna

THC 18%
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⚫ Certified Couch-Lock

6 Star

The only strain named after its own report card. 6 Star was

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Turbo-Charged Hybrid Auto

60 Day Lemon

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito that act

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Speed-Run Indica

60 Day Lemon

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18%
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🔮 Autoflower Indica (Microwave Edition)

60 Day Wonder

The cannabis equivalent of instant ramen—except instead of s

THC 18%
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⚫ Speed-Run Indica

60 Day Wonder

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner for your brain

THC 18%
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⚖️ Mysteriously Balanced Hybrid

618 OG

618 OG is Red Scare Seed Company's hush-hush love letter to

THC 18-26%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

618 OG

Named after an area code nobody asked about, 618 OG is the c

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Swiss Army Knife)

631

631 is the strain equivalent of a spreadsheet—numeric, effic

THC 18-23%
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🍑 Hybrid

64 Peaches

Parabellum Genetics basically said "let’s make a strain that

THC 15-25%
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🍑 Balanced Hybrid

64 Peaches

Imagine if a peach cobbler and a philosophical debate had a

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica

66 Cookies

66 Cookies is what happens when breeders binge-watch cooking

THC 18-28%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

68 Santa Cruz Haze X M48 F3

AK Bean Brains took vintage Santa Cruz Haze, slapped it with

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Callback

69

Named after the OG prank call code, 69 is the strain that li

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant (Despite the Name)

6th Sun

6th Sun is what happens when breeders decide Red Bull smells

THC 18-26%
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🌞 Purebred Sativa

6th Sun

6th Sun is what happens when mad scientists decide regular c

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

7 11

Slurpee terps meet OG knockout power in Red Scare’s convenie

THC 20-27%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commando

7 B Lo

7 B Lo is what happens when Midwest breeders decide your eve

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

7 B Lo

7 B Lo is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket laced

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

7 Hills

7 Hills is Freak Genetics’ love letter to everyone who think

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

7 Hills

Meet 7 Hills—the strain that makes your couch feel like a fi

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

7 of 9

7 of 9 is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

7 Of 9

Named after everyone's favorite ex-Borg hottie, 7 Of 9 is a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

7 Soh

7 Soh is the strain that shows up at the party wearing a hoo

THC 18-26%

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