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🥥 Sativa-Leaning Heritage Hybrid

76 Thai Stick

Imagine your granddad’s vacation slides from Thailand, but c

THC 16%
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🟢 Heritage Sativa (But Let’s Call It a Hybrid So Your Cousin Doesn’t Panic)

76 Thai Stick by Master Thai

The closest thing to getting high with your dad’s old war bu

THC 16-22%
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🌅 SoCal Couch-Lock Hybrid

760 Breath

Named after the 760 area code because apparently weed needed

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica (With a Side of Existential Dread)

760 Breath

760 Breath is the strain that asks, “What if your lungs got

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

78

78 is what happens when Cali Connection time-travels to 1978

THC 18%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

78 by The Cali Connection

Imagine Gelato 33 and The 45 had a baby, then that baby went

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Vintage Couch-Lock Express

78 Daffie

78 Daffie is Red Scare's love letter to the disco decade—exc

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Classic Couch Glue

78 Daffie

Meet 78 Daffie, the strain that proves Red Scare Seed Compan

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

78 LA OG Affie

Meet the strain that convinced the city of Los Angeles to in

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

78 LA OG Affie

Meet 78 LA OG Affie, the strain that treats your central ner

THC 18%
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⬛ Vintage Couch Magnet

78 OG LA Affie

Meet the strain your parents probably smoked before you were

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Reality Check

78 Skunk D X Gorilla Grape

Imagine your dad’s vintage skunk weed went on a Tinder date

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (with identity issues)

78 Skunk D x Gorilla Grape

Imagine your high-school stoner buddy tried to breed a wine

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

78 Skunk M X Gorilla Grape

Imagine your dad’s vintage cologne collided with a bag of gr

THC 26%
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🔴 Indica Dominant

78 Skunk M X Gorilla Grape

Imagine a skunk wearing a tuxedo, juggling grapes, and drop-

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid

78 Sour

78 Sour is what happens when Sour Diesel goes to therapy and

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica

78 Sour

78 Sour is the strain that tricks you into thinking you're a

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

7th Heaven

7th Heaven is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

7th Heaven

Bred by the mad monks at Gage Green Genetics, 7th Heaven is

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Tsunami

7th Wave

Award-winning Colorado budtender pick that crashes over you

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Dutch Couch-Lock Express

7th Wave By Supers

Picture a tide that starts at your ankles and ends at your e

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa

7Up

The strain that tastes like someone poured a two-liter of le

THC 17-23%
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⚖️ Hybrid

7Up

Imagine if Sprite had a baby with a yoga instructor and that

THC 18%
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🥯 Balanced Hybrid (55% indica / 45% sativa)

8 Bagel

8 Bagel is the strain that makes you wonder why your bong sm

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

8 Ball

8 Ball is the indica that breaks harder than a pool shark hu

THC 30-40%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

8 Ball Kush

Barney’s Farm took Pakistani Kush, shaved off 200 IQ points,

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

8 Ball Kush

The pool shark of indicas, 8 Ball Kush sinks every thought f

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

8 Ball Kush x Deep Chunk

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket dipped in

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

8 Ball Kush X Deep Chunk

This genetic mash-up of 8 Ball Kush and Deep Chunk is basica

THC 20%
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🍩 Couch-Locked Indica

8 In Bagel

Meet the strain that smells like a New York deli and hits li

THC 15-25%
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🥯 Indica (That Won’t Chain You to the Sofa)

8 Inch Bagel

If a toasted everything bagel and a lazy Sunday had a weed b

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

8 Inch Bagel

The only 8-inch thing you’ll brag about finishing in one sit

THC 16-20%
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🔮 Pure Indica

8 Mile

8 Mile is the indica that’ll make your couch feel like it ju

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Indica (Eminem Not Included)

8 Mile

Named after the street that separates the real world from th

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Forward Hybrid

8 Mile Lime

Named after Detroit’s most famous road and apparently its mo

THC 16-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

8 Mile Lime

Imagine if a lime had a midlife crisis, moved to Oregon, and

THC 18%
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🍬 Detroit Dessert Hybrid

8 Mile Runtz

Detroit’s sugar-coated love letter to the Runtz family—equal

THC 16-24%
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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid (Sativa Lean)

8 Miles High

Mandala Seeds' 8 Miles High is the cannabis equivalent of th

THC 17-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

8 Miles High

Named after the exact distance your brain travels before it

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

8 Millas High

Cartel Seeds named this one after the mile-high club, minus

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

8 Millas High

Named like a budget airline and priced like one too, 8 Milla

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Carbohydrate

8" Bagel

Lit Farms basically stuffed a fresh-baked everything bagel i

THC 20-28%
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🏃‍♂️ Vintage Sativa Time Machine

80's Durban Poison

A blast-from-the-past Durban that tastes like your cool uncl

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pure Indica

805 Glue

805 Glue is what happens when California's Central Coast dec

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Coastal Gas Hybrid

805 Sour

805 Sour is the strain that makes you understand why Central

THC 20-40%
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🌺 Mysterious Island Hybrid

808 Mana

808 Mana is the strain equivalent of a piña colada spiked wi

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

808 Mana

Dark Horse Genetics bottled the word "mahalo" and turned it

THC 20-25%
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🏝️ Island-Friendly Hybrid

808OG

Meet 808OG—the strain that answers the age-old question: "Wh

THC 18-26%

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