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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

808OG

Meet 808OG, Maui Jane's love letter to both couch-lock and c

THC 22-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Time Machine

80s Baby

This isn’t your dad’s ditch weed—unless your dad was a conno

THC 26%
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🌿 Pure Sativa Time Machine

80s Durban Poison

This isn’t your TikTok-addled cousin’s sativa—this is the st

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Tampa-Style Indica

813 OG

813 OG is Tampa Bay’s answer to "how do we keep the OG gas b

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

813 OG

813 OG is Sunshine State Seed Company's attempt to make a st

THC 18%
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🟢 Florida-Grade Hybrid

813 OG V2

Meet 813 OG V2, the strain that convinced Florida Man he cou

THC 20%
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⚖️ Sunshine State Balanced Hybrid

813 OG V2

Meet 813 OG V2, the strain so Floridian it comes with humidi

THC 18%
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🌴 Florida-Bred Hybrid

813 Sour Diesel

Imagine Sour Diesel did a semester abroad in Tampa, came bac

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

813 Sour Diesel

Meet 813 Sour Diesel, the strain that makes your ex’s new ha

THC 18-23%
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🎇 Hybrid

814 Fireworks

814 Fireworks is Pennsylvania’s loudest homegrown flex—essen

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Kansas-City-Approved Hybrid

816

Meet 816, the strain so Kansas City it might ask you for Gat

THC 18-27%
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⚖️ Hybrid (818% Sass)

818 Banger

Named after the San Fernando Valley's area code because appa

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

818 Banger

Meet 818 Banger, the strain that can’t decide if it wants to

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

818 Headband

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Valley girl with daddy iss

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Lean Hybrid (OG in a Valley Girl accent)

818 Pure SFV OG

A time capsule from the 818 that still smells like a Hot Imp

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

818 Pure SFV OG

818 Pure SFV OG is what happens when LA's 818 area code and

THC 20-25%
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🔥 818% Hybrid

818 SFV Fire OG

818 SFV Fire OG is what happens when two SoCal OG legends ha

THC 30%
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🥊 Hybrid with OG Street Cred

818 SFV Fire OG

Meet the strain that sounds like a San Fernando zip code hav

THC 18%
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⚡ SoCal OG Flex-Hybrid

818HPOG

818HPOG is the strain that screams "I grew up in the Valley"

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

818HPOG

818HPOG is the Switzerland of weed—50% indica, 50% sativa, 1

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

86 Purpz

The strain that answers the age-old question: “What if a gra

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

86 Purpz

86 Purpz is the strain that looks like it raided Prince’s cl

THC 20%
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🔥 Hybrid Rocket

87 Firebird

Named after the muscle car your uncle still brags about, 87

THC 28%
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🔥 Low-Octane Sativa

87 Firebird

Bred to celebrate the 80s in plant form, 87 Firebird is a sa

THC 10-15%
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🍋 Hybrid That Forgot What Day It Is

87 Lem OG

87 Lem OG is what happens when OG Kush gets a summer job at

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

87 Lem OG

87 Lem OG is what happens when OG Kush gets a zesty citrus m

THC 18-22%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

87 Lem X Limepop

This strain is basically Sprite in plant form—if Sprite got

THC 15-25%
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🔋 Sativa

87 Lem X Limepop

Imagine if a lime had a torrid affair with a lightning bolt

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

87 Lime Pop

Imagine a key lime pie that went to grad school and came bac

THC 18-26%
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🍈 Citrus Franken-Hybrid

87 Lime Pop

87 Lime Pop is what happens when a 1987 Durban road-trip sou

THC 15-25%
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💚 Sativa

87 Lime Pop

87 Lime Pop is Freeborn Selections’ citrusy middle finger to

THC 18%
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🍒 Hybrid (Cherry-Flavored Time Machine)

88 Cherries

Bodhi Seeds went full Hot Tub Time Machine and dropped a str

THC 18-26%
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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

88 Cherries

Imagine if a cherry pie and a Christmas tree had a baby, and

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Vintage Couchlock Indica

88 G-13 Hashplant

Meet the strain that time forgot—88 G-13 Hashplant, the cann

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Vintage Indica Time-Capsule

88 G-13 Hashplant

Meet the strain that predates Wi-Fi: 88 G-13 Hashplant, an i

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Full-Metal Indica

88 G-13 Hashplant

88 G-13 Hashplant is the strain equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 22-28%
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🔵 Pure Indica (With a PhD in Diesel)

88 G13 Chem

Crafted by Lucky Dog Seed Co., 88 G13 Chem is what happens w

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

88 G13 Hashplant BX

If the Cold War had a strain, this would be it—88 G13 Hashpl

THC 20-22%
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🟣 1988 Called, It Wants Its Couch Back

88 G13 Hashplant Bx

The strain that convinced the CIA to stop breeding weed and

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced F1 Hybrid

88 Killer F1

Meet 88 Killer F1—LiveFastSmokeSlow’s answer to ‘what if a s

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Lab-Balanced Hybrid

88 Killer F1

Meet 88 Killer F1—the strain that sounds like a Terminator s

THC 18%
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⚫ Boutique Couch-Lock

888 by Genetic Designer

888 is the strain for people who want their weed to look lik

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Old-School Indica

88G

Meet 88G—the strain that sounds like a weed weight but actua

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

88g13hp

The 1988 G13 × Hash Plant love child that time-traveled here

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

88g13hp x La Affie x Sour Lifesaver

A Frankenstein’s monster of resin, Afghan fuel, and sour can

THC 19-26%
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🟣 Retro Indica Time-Capsule

89 NL5

Imagine your cool uncle’s basement grow from 1989—now shrink

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

89 NL5

Born after 120 failed Tinder dates between landraces, 89 NL5

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Grandpa's Couch-Lock Classic

89 NL5 BX

Imagine your dad’s vinyl collection of cannabis—except it ac

THC 15-25%

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