The 411: What Even Is 88 Cherries?
Imagine your cool uncle who still wears a Members Only jacket bred weed with a cherry lip-gloss influencer. That’s 88 Cherries—a limited-edition Bodhi Seeds hybrid that mixes 1988 G13/Hashplant swagger with cherry terps so loud they’ll get you kicked out of a movie theater. Regular seeds mean every pack is basically a loot box: some phenos are red-fruit candy, others are pine-sol kush, and a few are just straight-up resinous trolls. Connoisseurs hoard it, labs rarely test it, and your wallet will feel personally victimized.
Effects: Up, Up, Down, Couch
First ten minutes: cerebral lift-off that makes you text your ex existential poetry. Minute 11-30: creative euphoria strong enough to alphabetize your retro game collection. Minute 31+: gravity remembers your name and invites you to a slumber party. It’s the classic hybrid bait-and-switch—sativa handshake, indica bear hug. Great for pretending you’re productive before becoming one with the sectional.
Flavor & Aroma: Cherry Garcia Meets Pine-Sol
On the nose it’s cherry cough syrup trying to act classy—sweet, almondy, with a back-end of dank pine that says, "I still live in my mom’s basement." Break a nug and it’s like opening a 1988 scratch-and-sniff sticker pack: artificial fruit, hashy earth, and the faintest whiff of rebellion. The smoke coats your tongue like cherry lip balm mixed with resinous hashplant—smooth until you cough and remember this thing clocks up to 26% THC.
Growing: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Novel
Bodhi drops regular seeds because they hate your OCD. Expect short, muscular plants with trichomes so frosty they look sugared by a TikTok baker. Indoors: top early, SCROG hard, or watch golf-ball colas snap stems like twigs. Cool nights bring purple hues that’ll break Instagram. Flower time 8-9 weeks; yield is "respectable," which is breeder speak for "don’t quit your day job." Hashmakers love the resin, mold loves the density, so keep airflow tighter than your ex’s new relationship.
Medical: Because Adulting Is Hard
Patients report this strain murders stress, chronic pain, and the will to do laundry. The initial uplift can tackle depression or creative block, while the indica landing gear shuts down insomnia and overthinking. Appetite stimulation is real—your fridge will file a restraining order. Anxiety-prone users: start low unless you enjoy existential dread wrapped in cherry flavor.
Who Should Smoke It?
Perfect for legacy stoners nostalgic for the ‘80s, flavor chasers tired of dessert imposters, and anyone who likes surprises (or gambling with seed packs). Not ideal for microdosers, deadline junkies, or people whose T-breaks are measured in hours. If your idea of a good time is couch-locked cherry-scented time travel, welcome home.
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