87 Lem OG

The Family Tree Nobody Talks About at Thanksgiving

Official lineage? *Crickets.* Lempire keeps the parentage locked up tighter than Area 51, but growers whisper it’s OG Kush getting freaky with a lemon Thai/Skunk side piece. Translation: you’re smoking a 50/50 hybrid that can’t decide if it wants to bench-press your couch or send you on an interpretive-dance hike. Expect medium stretch, sturdy branches, and the genetic memory of every 1987 backyard grow from Mendocino.

Effects: Schrödinger’s Motivation

First 30 minutes you’re a productivity god—emails written, dishes done, novel outlined. Then the indica side sneaks up like a weighted blanket dipped in molasses. Creativity? Sky-high. Physical movement? Optional. Perfect for brainstorming your startup while forgetting you’re still wearing one slipper.

Flavor & Aroma: Gasoline-Flavored Lemonhead

Crack a jar and the room smells like someone zest-peeled a lemon over a diesel spill. On the inhale you get sharp citrus, on the exhale you get OG’s classic pine-sol-meets-skunk funk. It’s like cleaning your kitchen and hot-boxing it at the same time—therapeutic and slightly confusing.

Growing: A Plant That’s Low-Key Better at Life Than You

Indoor, outdoor, greenhouse, converted tool shed—87 Lem OG doesn’t care. She’ll finish in 8-9 weeks, stack chunky spears, and shrug off powdery mildew like it’s a LinkedIn request. Just give her some trellis, drop night temps for that boutique lavender edge, and watch trichomes turn milky like a hipster latte.

Medical Uses: License to Chill

Limonene lifts the mood, caryophyllene tackles inflammation, myrcene rocks you to sleep. Patients report relief from anxiety, mild pain, and the soul-crushing realization that your group chat is planning brunch again. Microdose for daytime smiles, full bowl for a Netflix coma.

Who Should Smoke It

Great for creatives who need ideas but not necessarily follow-through, introverts rehearsing arguments they’ll never have, and anyone whose idea of cardio is walking to the fridge. If you like Lemon Tree but want more OG grunt, or love OG Kush but wish it smelled like a cleaning-product aisle, congratulations—you’ve found your spirit weed.