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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

92 Afghan Ghost OG

Meet the strain that makes your couch feel like a warm hug f

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid Mystery Meat

92 Blues

92 Blues is what happens when a breeder ghosts the internet

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45 split)

92 Blues

92 Blues is what happens when breeders try to make 'nostalgi

THC 18%
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🟣 Cookies-OG Hybrid

92 Cookies

Imagine if a 1992 Honda Civic hotboxed itself, then transfor

THC 18-28%
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🟣 NYC Couch-Lock Hybrid

929 Gumbo

Think NYC street candy dunked in premium gasoline—929 Gumbo

THC 18-22%
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⛽ Indica

93 Octane

If your weed preferences include 'tastes like a Chevron bath

THC 15-25%
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⛽️ Pure Indica

93 Octane

Named after the fuel that costs $6.79 a gallon, 93 Octane is

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Hybrid (Gas-Forward)

93 Zapreme

Rated Gas Genetics basically weaponized premium fuel with 93

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

93 Zapreme

Meet 93 Zapreme, the hybrid that spent two years in cannabis

THC 18-20%
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⚗️ OG-Chem Hybrid

95 Banger

Imagine if a 1995 diesel truck and a pine-scented air freshe

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

95 Cookies

95 Cookies is what happens when a chem lab and a cookie fact

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

95 Dead

Parabellum Genetics basically turned a time machine into a s

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

95 Dead

Named like a highway fatality but hits more like a freight t

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Premium Leaded Indica

95 Octane

This isn’t your Prius-terpenes strain—95 Octane is straight

THC 28-30%
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🟢 Candy-Coated Sativa

96 Wuntz

Scapegoat Genetics’ 96 Wuntz is basically what happens when

THC 20-28%
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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

96 Wuntz

Scapegoat Genetics' 96 Wuntz is the cannabis equivalent of t

THC 18-26%
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🌞 Sativa (Yes, Really)

97 Bluemoonshine X Purple Northern Lights

Bigworm Genetics spent five years Frankensteining this purpl

THC 20-22%
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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

97 Bluemoonshine X Purple Northern Lights 5

Bigworm Genetics took your dad’s mixtape and cross-bred it i

THC 18-26%
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🏝️ Island-Lean Indica Hybrid

98 Aloha White Widow

Imagine White Widow took a permanent vacation to Maui, gaine

THC 15-25%
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🏝️ Sativa-Leaning Island Hybrid

98 Aloha White Widow

The strain that taught the mainland what "aloha" actually me

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica (But Acts Like It Skipped Leg Day)

98 Aloha White Widow

98 Aloha White Widow is what happens when classic White Wido

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Coma

98 Bubba x Blueberry Syrup

CalCo Genetics basically took your grumpy grandpa's Bubba Ku

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

98 Bubba x Blueberry Syrup

This indica is what happens when Bubba decides to date a bot

THC 18%
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🔮 Mostly-Indica Sugar Bomb

99 Bubbles

Happy Roots’ 99 Bubbles is the strain equivalent of a strawb

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

99 Bubbles

99 Bubbles is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket sp

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa

99 Cookiez

At 5% THC, 99 Cookiez is basically a motivational speaker in

THC 5%
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🟢 Sativa (with cookie crumbs)

99 Cookiez

The Plug Seedbank basically shoved a sugar cookie into a Red

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

99 Problems

99 Problems is the strain that looked at Jay-Z and said, "Ho

THC 17-26%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

99 Problems

White 99 and Stardawg had a baby, and that baby grew up to b

THC 18%
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🍦 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

99 Scoops

Imagine Cinderella 99 got knocked up by a gelato shop and na

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

996 Weed

Named after Silicon Valley’s favorite unpaid overtime schedu

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Boutique Hybrid

999

999 is what happens when hypebeast growers play mad scientis

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Coma Kush

9lb Blueberry

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry pie got possessed by a 9-po

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica Slugger

9lb Flubber

The strain that answers the age-old question: what if a gumm

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica

9lb Hammer

Named after the tool you’ll need to pry yourself off the cou

THC 17-23%
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🔨 Couch-Lock Champion

9lb Hammer

Meet 9lb Hammer, the strain that turns your to-do list into

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica Nap-Time Nuke

9lb Hammer X Purple Punch

Imagine a grape-flavored wrecking ball that moonlights as a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

9lb Hammer x Purple Punch

Imagine your eyelids gained 9 pounds each and gravity just g

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

9lb Punch

Imagine 9lb Hammer and Purple Punch had a baby, then fed tha

THC 19-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

9lb Punch

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a weighted blanket made of pi

THC 25%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

9lb Wedding Cake

Space Trooper Genetics basically duct-taped a bakery to a sl

THC 23-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

9lb Wedding Cake

This strain is basically the cannabis equivalent of showing

THC 20-28%
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🧟‍♂️ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

9lb Zombie

9lb Zombie is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wi

THC 15-25%
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🧟‍♂️ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

9lb Zombie

9lb Zombie is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wi

THC 25%
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🏝️ Hawai’i-to-Vegas Hybrid

9th Island

Sin City Seeds’ tropical love-child that couldn’t decide bet

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

9th Island

9th Island is the strain that makes you understand why peopl

THC 18-22%
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☀️ Sativa

A 13 X C99

Meet the strain that makes your inner monologue apply for a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

A And Beyond

A And Beyond is the strain equivalent of a magician who won’

THC 15-25%

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