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92 Afghan Ghost OG
Meet the strain that makes your couch feel like a warm hug f
THC 18-22%92 Blues
92 Blues is what happens when a breeder ghosts the internet
THC 15-25%92 Blues
92 Blues is what happens when breeders try to make 'nostalgi
THC 18%92 Cookies
Imagine if a 1992 Honda Civic hotboxed itself, then transfor
THC 18-28%929 Gumbo
Think NYC street candy dunked in premium gasoline—929 Gumbo
THC 18-22%93 Octane
If your weed preferences include 'tastes like a Chevron bath
THC 15-25%93 Octane
Named after the fuel that costs $6.79 a gallon, 93 Octane is
THC 20-28%93 Zapreme
Rated Gas Genetics basically weaponized premium fuel with 93
THC 22-28%93 Zapreme
Meet 93 Zapreme, the hybrid that spent two years in cannabis
THC 18-20%95 Banger
Imagine if a 1995 diesel truck and a pine-scented air freshe
THC 15-25%95 Cookies
95 Cookies is what happens when a chem lab and a cookie fact
THC 15-25%95 Dead
Parabellum Genetics basically turned a time machine into a s
THC 18-26%95 Dead
Named like a highway fatality but hits more like a freight t
THC 20-25%95 Octane
This isn’t your Prius-terpenes strain—95 Octane is straight
THC 28-30%96 Wuntz
Scapegoat Genetics’ 96 Wuntz is basically what happens when
THC 20-28%96 Wuntz
Scapegoat Genetics' 96 Wuntz is the cannabis equivalent of t
THC 18-26%97 Bluemoonshine X Purple Northern Lights
Bigworm Genetics spent five years Frankensteining this purpl
THC 20-22%97 Bluemoonshine X Purple Northern Lights 5
Bigworm Genetics took your dad’s mixtape and cross-bred it i
THC 18-26%98 Aloha White Widow
Imagine White Widow took a permanent vacation to Maui, gaine
THC 15-25%98 Aloha White Widow
The strain that taught the mainland what "aloha" actually me
THC 15-25%98 Aloha White Widow
98 Aloha White Widow is what happens when classic White Wido
THC 18-26%98 Bubba x Blueberry Syrup
CalCo Genetics basically took your grumpy grandpa's Bubba Ku
THC 15-25%98 Bubba x Blueberry Syrup
This indica is what happens when Bubba decides to date a bot
THC 18%99 Bubbles
Happy Roots’ 99 Bubbles is the strain equivalent of a strawb
THC 18-24%99 Bubbles
99 Bubbles is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket sp
THC 20-25%99 Cookiez
At 5% THC, 99 Cookiez is basically a motivational speaker in
THC 5%99 Cookiez
The Plug Seedbank basically shoved a sugar cookie into a Red
THC 15-25%99 Problems
99 Problems is the strain that looked at Jay-Z and said, "Ho
THC 17-26%99 Problems
White 99 and Stardawg had a baby, and that baby grew up to b
THC 18%99 Scoops
Imagine Cinderella 99 got knocked up by a gelato shop and na
THC 20-28%996 Weed
Named after Silicon Valley’s favorite unpaid overtime schedu
THC 20-26%999
999 is what happens when hypebeast growers play mad scientis
THC 18-22%9lb Blueberry
Imagine your grandma’s blueberry pie got possessed by a 9-po
THC 18-26%9lb Flubber
The strain that answers the age-old question: what if a gumm
THC 15-25%9lb Hammer
Named after the tool you’ll need to pry yourself off the cou
THC 17-23%9lb Hammer
Meet 9lb Hammer, the strain that turns your to-do list into
THC 22-28%9lb Hammer X Purple Punch
Imagine a grape-flavored wrecking ball that moonlights as a
THC 18-24%9lb Hammer x Purple Punch
Imagine your eyelids gained 9 pounds each and gravity just g
THC 18%9lb Punch
Imagine 9lb Hammer and Purple Punch had a baby, then fed tha
THC 19-26%9lb Punch
Imagine getting drop-kicked by a weighted blanket made of pi
THC 25%9lb Wedding Cake
Space Trooper Genetics basically duct-taped a bakery to a sl
THC 23-25%9lb Wedding Cake
This strain is basically the cannabis equivalent of showing
THC 20-28%9lb Zombie
9lb Zombie is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wi
THC 15-25%9lb Zombie
9lb Zombie is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket wi
THC 25%9th Island
Sin City Seeds’ tropical love-child that couldn’t decide bet
THC 15-25%9th Island
9th Island is the strain that makes you understand why peopl
THC 18-22%A 13 X C99
Meet the strain that makes your inner monologue apply for a
THC 18%A And Beyond
A And Beyond is the strain equivalent of a magician who won’
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