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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A1 Corona

Think of A1 Corona as that friend who shows up exactly on ti

THC 18%
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🔮 Mystery-Meat Hybrid

A1 Gorilla Ghoul

A1 Gorilla Ghoul is the cannabis equivalent of a locked diar

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

A1 Gorilla Ghoul

A1 Gorilla Ghoul is what happens when breeders lock a gorill

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Kush

A1 Kush Pie

Imagine if OG Kush went to culinary school and graduated wit

THC 26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Pie

A1 Kush Pie

A1 Kush Pie is the edible equivalent of canceling plans and

THC 18%
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🟣 Grape-Flavored Identity Crisis

A1 Purps

A1 Purps is what happens when breeders take "pretty weed" wa

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

A1 Purps

A1 Purps is what happens when breeders try to make purple we

THC 18-22%
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⚗️ Loud Hybrid

A1 Stank Sauce

A1 Stank Sauce is the strain your roommate will smell throug

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Certified Couch Adjacent

A1 Yola

A1 Yola is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

A1 Yola

Bred by Exotic Genetix to sound like premium blow but actual

THC 18-21%
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🌾 Corn-Belt CBD Hybrid

A2 Cherry Wine X Boax X Kansas Feral

Imagine a cherry cordial that grew up on a windswept Kansas

THC 15-25%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

A3

A3 is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist missed connect

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid

A3

Meet A3—so secretive even its parents filed restraining orde

THC 20%
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🔥 Old-School Dutch Frankenhaze

A5

A5 is the cannabis equivalent of finding a mint-condition Wa

THC 25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Flex

A5 Haze

Meet A5 Haze, the Dutch-bred time machine that smells like a

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

A5 Haze

A5 Haze is Karma Genetics' attempt to weaponize productivity

THC 18%
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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid (Translation: Good Luck Finishing This Indoors)

A5 Haze x Papua New Guinea

Imagine if a Dutch coffeeshop icon eloped with a hyperactive

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid (That Still Tries to Get You to Clean the Garage at 2 a.m.)

A5 Haze x PCK

Think of it as the botanical equivalent of playing death-met

THC 25%
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⚡ Tropical Sativa Space Elevator

A5 Haze x Zamaldelica

Imagine if a Dutch cathedral and a Réunion Island fruit stan

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A97 Sage

Meet A97 Sage, the strain that smells like a Whole Foods ais

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Aaa

Meet Aaa, the strain whose name sounds like someone falling

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Calculator

Abacus

Abacus is the strain that makes basic math impossible and co

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Abacus by Green Acorns

Meet Abacus, the strain that looks like it was dipped in bla

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Candy

Abazaba

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that smel

THC 26%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Abazaba

Fresh Coast’s Abazaba is an 18% THC purple nugget that smell

THC 18%
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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Abba Zabba

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of child endangerme

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Abbys Road

Abbys Road is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—business i

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Abbys Road

Abbys Road is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet – business

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (or “Alien Banana Candy” if you’re fancy)

ABC

Meet ABC: the strain that sounds like a kindergarten lesson

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Indica

ABC (Australian Bastard Cannabis)

Found in the 70s like a lost Crocodile Dundee extra, ABC sta

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

ABCHK

ABCHK sounds like a Wi-Fi password but smokes like a therapi

THC 18%
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🟢 Boutique Sativa

Abchk By Basinaudo

Abchk is what happens when a breeder names a strain like a W

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Abe Froman

The Sausage King of Chicago has entered the chat, and he bro

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Abe Froman

Named after Ferris Bueller's made-up sausage czar, Abe Froma

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Abednego

Imagine if a lumberjack and a hippie yoga instructor had a l

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Certified 50/50 Hybrid

Abednego

Meet Abednego, the strain that survived ten years of NorCal

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Abominable Cookie Monster

This frosty sasquatch of a strain is basically what happens

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Abominable Cookie Monster

This frosty beast smells like Mrs. Fields got lost in the Hi

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Frost-Goblin Indica

Abominable Snowman

Imagine if the Cookie Monster got lost in the Himalayas and

THC 21%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Yeti

Abominable Snowman

Named after the Himalayan hide-and-seek champion, Abominable

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Mostly Indica

Abominable Titans

Abominable Titans is a boutique frost-bomb from Bred by 42 t

THC 21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Perfectly Balanced Horror Movie

Abomination

Named after what your mom calls your lifestyle choices, Abom

THC 25%
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⚖️ Boutique Balance Hybrid

Abomination By Yetis Pheno

Yeti’s “Abomination” sounds like a B-movie monster but smoke

THC 19-21%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Above And Beyond

The strain that makes 'Netflix and actually chill' a legitim

THC 18%
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🔮 Hybrid

Abracadabra

Abracadabra is the David Blaine of boutique hybrids—no verif

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

ABSF

ABSF is the strain your dealer brags about while refusing to

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Magnet)

ABSF

ABSF is what happens when breeders with spreadsheets decide

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Absolem

Meet Absolem—the strain that makes gravity feel suspiciously

THC 18%

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