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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Absolem by Hash Hands

Absolem is Hash Hands' resin-drenched love letter to anyone

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Absolute Herer

Absolute Herer is what happens when breeders take Jack Herer

THC 20-24%
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🔥 Sativa

Absolute Herer

Meet Absolute Herer: the strain that wanted to be Jack Herer

THC 15%
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🟤 Hybrid Kush That Won't Kidnap Your Afternoon

Abu Kush

Abu Kush is what happens when old-school mountain hashish me

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Abu Kush

Abu Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a yoga instructor who

THC 18%
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🍪 Compliant Hybrid

Abuela Cookies Indoor Hemp Flower CBD

Imagine your abuela slipped a tray of sugar cookies into the

THC 0.2-0.3%
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🟢 Sativa

Abula

Abula is Pacific NW Roots’ polite sativa—energizing enough t

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Dominant

Abula

Abula is what happens when Pacific NW Roots spends three yea

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Abusive Angel

Abusive Angel is the strain that sounds like it’ll slap you

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Abusive Angel

Abusive Angel is the strain that asks "you up?" at 2 a.m. an

THC 18%
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⚫️ Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Abusive Grape

Named like a toxic relationship, Abusive Grape is Calyx Bros

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Abusive OG

Named after some dude on a 2002 grow forum, Abusive OG is th

THC 15-25%
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🟣 OG-Level Indica

Abusive OG

Don’t let the name scare you—this OG just wants to lovingly

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Abusively Grape

Abusively Grape is the strain that asks "how much couch time

THC 17-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Abusively Grape

Abusively Grape is the strain that asks "what if purple dran

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Abyss99

Abyss99 is the strain equivalent of a Tinder date who swears

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Abyss99

Born in the Netherlands for people who can't decide between

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Sativa

AC Diesel

AC Diesel is Amsterdam’s polite apology for Sour Diesel’s di

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

AC Diesel

AC Diesel is what happens when breeders decide your brain ne

THC 20%
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🌑 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

AC Dosi

AC Dosi is what happens when Animal Cookies and Dosidos swip

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

AC-DC 78

AC-DC 78 is the strain for people who want to tell their mom

THC 15-25%
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⚡ 50/50 Hybrid

AC/DC

Meet AC/DC, the cannabis equivalent of a greatest-hits album

THC 15%
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⚡ CBD-Dominant Couch Companion

AC/DC

Meet AC/DC: the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea with a

THC 6%
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⚖️ Balanced CBD-Dominant Hybrid

AC/DC by Clone Onlys

Meet the strain that lets you tell your mom you're "medicati

THC 12%
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⚡ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

AC/DC by NorStar Genetics

Meet AC/DC—named after the band but hits more like a lullaby

THC 0-1%
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⚡ Sativa

AC/DC Glue

Named after a band famous for electrifying stadiums, this sa

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid

AC/DC Glue by Equilibrium Genetics

Imagine if your yoga instructor and your diesel mechanic had

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

AC/DC x Harle-Tsu

The strain equivalent of a yoga instructor who actually pays

THC 0.2-1%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

AC/OG

AC/OG is what happens when Animal Cookies and OG Kush have a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Aca Dos Delight

Aca Dos Delight is the strain equivalent of a Tinder profile

THC 18-26%
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🍇 Purple-Powered Hybrid

Acai

Acai is basically your vape's blueberry yogurt phase—if yogu

THC 15-25%
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🍇🍌 Dessert Hybrid

Acai Bananas

Imagine your blender got stoned and decided to unionize berr

THC 15-25%
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🍇🍌 Tropical Hybrid

Acai Bananas

Acai Bananas is what happens when a smoothie bar and a dispe

THC 18%
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🍇 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Acai Berry

Imagine your overpriced açai bowl got freaky with a Gelato c

THC 18-24%
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🍧 Premium Dessert Hybrid

Acai Berry Gelato BX

Imagine a gelato shop that got lost in a cannabis lab—this i

THC 22-25%
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🌀 55/45 Hybrid

Acai Berry Gelato Bx

Imagine someone blended açai bowls, gelato, and a mild exist

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Acai Berry x Animal Cookies

Imagine the Cookie Monster got into CrossFit and started ble

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Acai Berry X Animal Cookies

Imagine your gym-rat friend blended açai with actual cookies

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Acai Berry x Bubba Kush

Picture a berry smoothie that dropped out of yoga class and

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Acai Berry X Bubba Kush

Imagine your yoga instructor and your stoner cousin had a ba

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica Dessert

Acai Cake

Acai Cake is the edible equivalent of a weighted blanket tha

THC 25%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Acai Cake by Black Farm Genetix

Imagine a smoothie bowl that got blackout drunk on Wedding C

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Acai Cookies

Acai Cookies is what happens when a health-nut smoothie bowl

THC 26%
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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Acai Daiquiri

Acai Daiquiri is Sin City Seeds’ attempt to turn your brain

THC 20-27%
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🍹 Sativa

Acai Daiquiri

Sin City Seeds basically bottled a beach bar in plant form.

THC 22%
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🍇 Indica (AKA Couch-Dessert)

Acai Gelato x BlowPops Bx1

Imagine your dentist’s worst nightmare and your sweet tooth’

THC 20-28%
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🍇🍭 Fruit-Salad Hybrid

Acai Gelato x Blowpops Bx1

Meet the strain that sounds like a $14 smoothie and hits lik

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Dessert Couch-Lock

Acai Gelato X Kush Mints 11

Seed Junky’s latest flex combines acai-smoothie terps with K

THC 20-28%

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