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🧀 Indica-Dominant Funk Factory

A Cheesy Mist

Imagine a wheel of Stilton that learned to grow trichomes—me

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Pure Indica That Smells Like Your Uncle’s Feet

A Cheesy Mist

Imagine Kali Mist got drunk, ate an entire wheel of brie, an

THC 15-25%
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🎄 Holiday Hybrid

A Chef's Xmas

Deck the halls with boughs of terpenes—this strain smells li

THC 15-25%
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🎄 50/50 Holiday Hybrid

A Chef's Xmas

Imagine if Gordon Ramsay bred weed while drunk on eggnog—thi

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

A Crinkle In Time

Night Owl's pocket-sized time machine that turns 90 calendar

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Time Machine

A Crinkle In Time

Named like a rejected Doctor Who episode, A Crinkle In Time

THC 18-23%
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🍨 Indica Dessert Disaster

A La Mode

Imagine getting hit by a Dairy Queen Blizzard filled with pu

THC 20-28%
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🤖 Autoflower Hybrid

A Little Kushy

Imagine classic Kush got shrunk in the dryer and learned to

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Auto-Kush Hybrid

A Little Kushy

Imagine if a Kush strain shrunk itself to fit in your pocket

THC 18%
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⚖️ Split-Personality Hybrid

A Maze

A Maze is the strain equivalent of a choose-your-own-adventu

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

A Maze

A Maze is what happens when breeders get nostalgic for the 7

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A Plant Named Slickback

Slickback is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A Plant Named Slickback

Slickback sounds like a rejected Bond villain, but this 18%

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique-ish Hybrid

A Step Up

Meet A Step Up—the cannabis equivalent of a LinkedIn humble-

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A Step Up

A Step Up is what happens when breeders decide your couch-lo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

A Streetcar Named Desire

A bougie hybrid so exclusive it makes craft coffee look like

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Split Hybrid

A Streetcar Named Desire

This balanced hybrid from Flip Side is what happens when Ten

THC 20%
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🔮 Full-Spectrum Couch Magnet

A To Z

Named like a spreadsheet sort function, A To Z is Nasha Gene

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Indica

A To Z

A To Z is the strain that’s been quietly dominating Europe l

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

A Wonder

Meet A Wonder, the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%
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🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

A' La Mode

Imagine dunking a vanilla-frosted cookie into a glass of gas

THC 24%
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🍨 Indica

A' La Mode

Imagine diving face-first into a French pastry shop while yo

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

A+ Wonder

Imagine if a straight-A student grew up to be a couch-lockin

THC 19-23%
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🌀 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

A-1 Haze

Meet A-1 Haze, the strain that greets your brain with a Red

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

A-1 Haze

Meet A-1 Haze, the Switzerland of weed: neutral, citrusy, an

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica

A-10

Imagine if a B-52 and your couch had a lovechild that smelle

THC 25%
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🚀 Rocket-Fuel Sativa

A-13 x C99

If a NASA engineer bred weed instead of rockets, this is wha

THC 24%
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⚫ Mostly-Indica Dawg

A-Dawg

A-Dawg is the strain your dealer named after his ex—loud, cl

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

A-Dawg

A-Dawg is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with a

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (OG × Sour Dubble? Alien conspiracy? Who knows.)

A-Dub

A-Dub is the cannabis equivalent of a classified government

THC 20-26%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

A-Dub

A-Dub is the strain that reminds you of simpler times—like w

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A-Dub S1 by Heisenbeans

The cannabis equivalent of photocopying a photocopy: Heisenb

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

A-K

Meet A-K, the strain so Canadian it apologizes before it mel

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A-Train

Meet A-Train, the strain that took Trainwreck's chaotic ener

THC 18-26%
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🚂 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

A-Train

A-Train is what happens when California's most unhinged sati

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

A-Train

Named after the subway you’ll feel like you’re under, A-Trai

THC 18%
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🟢 Tri-force Autoflower Hybrid

A.A.A

Meet A.A.A—the strain whose name is both its report card and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Dessert Hybrid

A.B. Parfait

Compound Genetics took Apples & Bananas, sprinkled it with T

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Certified Couch Glue

A.B. Parfait

Compound Genetics basically took every indica that ever said

THC 18%
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🟢 Focus-Mode Sativa

A.D.D.

Meet A.D.D., the polite Canadian sativa that gives your brai

THC 5-10%
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🟡 Sativa

A.D.D.

A.D.D. is the strain for people who already have 47 browser

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica

A.I.

The A.I. strain is what happens when breeders let ChatGPT de

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Mold-Phobic Indica

A.M.S.

Meet A.M.S.—the strain that wears galoshes in the grow room.

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Swiss Army Knife Hybrid

A.M.S.

A.M.S. is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who’s good

THC 18-24%
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💸 Cash-Hungry Hybrid

A.T.M.

A.T.M. by Ohms Seeds isn’t a cash machine, but it’ll still m

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

A1

AK Bean Brains' A1 is like the cannabis equivalent of a deca

THC 18%
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⚖️ Old-School Balanced Hybrid

A1 by AK Bean Brains

Meet A1, the strain that sounds like a steak sauce but smoke

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

A1 Corona

A1 Corona is what happens when breeders binge-watch Dragon B

THC 18-26%

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