51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews
All Strains — Page 14
89 NL5 BX
Green Bodhi’s nostalgia bomb that took 50+ crosses and two d
THC 20%89 Skunk
This is the cannabis equivalent of your dad’s high-school ye
THC 15-22%8G13 HP x NL1
This Coastal Seed Co. mash-up of Hash Plant and Northern Lig
THC 15-25%8G13 HP x NL1
This indica is basically a weighted blanket in plant form. C
THC 21-25%8in Bagel
The strain equivalent of showing up to brunch starving—dense
THC 18-22%8oh2
Named after Vermont's only area code because apparently "802
THC 15-25%8oh2
8oh2 sounds like Elon Musk's next kid, but it's actually a b
THC 19-22%8oh2
Naming a strain after an Ohio area code is bold—almost as bo
THC 18%8th Star
8th Star is the strain equivalent of that indie band your co
THC 15-25%9 Alarm
Imagine your brain pulling the fire alarm, but instead of ev
THC 20%9 Lb Hammer
Meet 9 Lb Hammer—the strain that treats your central nervous
THC 20%9 Limes
Imagine someone blended a lime Slurpee with battery acid and
THC 15-25%9 Pound Hammer x Northern Lights
Imagine getting lullabied by a 9-pound hammer while watching
THC 15-25%9 Pound Hammer x Northern Lights
Imagine getting smacked by a velvet sledgehammer made of you
THC 18-24%9 Volt
9 Volt is the strain that convinced your nervous system to i
THC 18-26%9 Volt
Meet 9 Volt, the strain that Mo Stanky Danks cooked up when
THC 20%90 Micron
Named after the golden sieve size that separates the hash go
THC 22-28%90 Micron
Named after the tiny filter size that probably captured its
THC 20-24%90 Proof
Meet 90 Proof, the strain that proves your dealer's "fire" w
THC 26%90's Blues
The strain that asks "Remember Y2K?" before face-planting yo
THC 17-24%90's Blues
The official strain of dial-up internet and Blockbuster late
THC 18-24%90s Blues
A DJ Short masterpiece that smells like your cool uncle's re
THC 18-25%90s Blues by DJ Short
The cannabis equivalent of finding a perfectly preserved mix
THC 15-25%90s Nightmare
90s Nightmare is what happens when a craft breeder time-trav
THC 15-25%90s Nightmare
Imagine your older cousin's mixtape from 1997 came to life a
THC 18-25%90s Vibes
90s Vibes is the strain equivalent of finding a perfectly pr
THC 18-24%90s Vibes
This nostalgia-bomb hybrid is what happens when breeders bin
THC 18-24%90X
90X is the cannabis equivalent of a burner phone—no listed b
THC 15-25%90X
90X is the cannabis equivalent of a locked briefcase handcuf
THC 22%91 Bananas
The love-child of Ruderalis hustle and '91 gas, 91 Bananas i
THC 15-25%91 Bananas
Imagine smoking a banana split that also karate-chops your a
THC 18-24%91 Berries Auto
Night Owl’s 91 Berries Auto is basically the cannabis equiva
THC 15-25%91 Berries Auto
Night Owl Seeds basically created the cannabis equivalent of
THC 20%91 Chem Dog x Caramel
Imagine if a diesel truck crashed into a Werther's Original
THC 18-27%91 Chem Dog x Caramel
Imagine dunking a caramel brownie in diesel fuel and then ta
THC 18%91 DNL
Top Dawg Seeds basically asked, “What if a 1991 fuel spill l
THC 20-26%91 DNL
91 DNL is the strain equivalent of showing up to a house par
THC 18-25%91 Dragons
91 Dragons is what happens when breeders get nostalgic for t
THC 20-28%91 Grapes
Imagine if Sour Patch Kids got a chemistry degree and starte
THC 18-25%91 Grapes
Meet 91 Grapes, the overachiever of the auto-flower world—br
THC 18%91 Krypt
DNA Genetics basically weaponized OG Kush and Chemdawg to cr
THC 20%91 Krypt
91 Krypt is what happens when a nostalgic breeder time-capsu
THC 26%91 Krypt
DNA Genetics basically built a panic room for your brain and
THC 20%91 Octane
91 Octane is the strain equivalent of siphoning premium unle
THC 15-25%91 Octane
91 Octane is Exotic Genetix’s way of asking, "Ever wanted to
THC 15-25%91 Royale
Swamp Boys’ 91 Royale is the cannabis equivalent of a 1991 I
THC 15-25%91 Royale
91 Royale is Swamp Boys Seeds' attempt at breeding cannabis
THC 18-24%92 Afghan Ghost OG
Imagine a 1992 mixtape of Afghan hash and California swagger
THC 20%