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🔮 Vintage Indica Time Machine

89 NL5 BX

Green Bodhi’s nostalgia bomb that took 50+ crosses and two d

THC 20%
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🦨 Vintage Hybrid

89 Skunk

This is the cannabis equivalent of your dad’s high-school ye

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Time Machine

8G13 HP x NL1

This Coastal Seed Co. mash-up of Hash Plant and Northern Lig

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

8G13 HP x NL1

This indica is basically a weighted blanket in plant form. C

THC 21-25%
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🥯 Indica-Dominant Mystery Bagel

8in Bagel

The strain equivalent of showing up to brunch starving—dense

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Vermont Balanced Hybrid

8oh2

Named after Vermont's only area code because apparently "802

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

8oh2

8oh2 sounds like Elon Musk's next kid, but it's actually a b

THC 19-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

8oh2

Naming a strain after an Ohio area code is bold—almost as bo

THC 18%
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🌌 Boutique Mystery Hybrid

8th Star

8th Star is the strain equivalent of that indie band your co

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

9 Alarm

Imagine your brain pulling the fire alarm, but instead of ev

THC 20%
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🔨 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

9 Lb Hammer

Meet 9 Lb Hammer—the strain that treats your central nervous

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

9 Limes

Imagine someone blended a lime Slurpee with battery acid and

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

9 Pound Hammer x Northern Lights

Imagine getting lullabied by a 9-pound hammer while watching

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

9 Pound Hammer x Northern Lights

Imagine getting smacked by a velvet sledgehammer made of you

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

9 Volt

9 Volt is the strain that convinced your nervous system to i

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

9 Volt

Meet 9 Volt, the strain that Mo Stanky Danks cooked up when

THC 20%
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⚗️ Hashhead's Hybrid

90 Micron

Named after the golden sieve size that separates the hash go

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

90 Micron

Named after the tiny filter size that probably captured its

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

90 Proof

Meet 90 Proof, the strain that proves your dealer's "fire" w

THC 26%
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🔵 Classic Couch-Lock Express

90's Blues

The strain that asks "Remember Y2K?" before face-planting yo

THC 17-24%
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🟣 Pure 90's Couch-Lock

90's Blues

The official strain of dial-up internet and Blockbuster late

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Indica

90s Blues

A DJ Short masterpiece that smells like your cool uncle's re

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Vintage Indica Time Capsule

90s Blues by DJ Short

The cannabis equivalent of finding a perfectly preserved mix

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Nostalgia-Powered Hybrid

90s Nightmare

90s Nightmare is what happens when a craft breeder time-trav

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

90s Nightmare

Imagine your older cousin's mixtape from 1997 came to life a

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

90s Vibes

90s Vibes is the strain equivalent of finding a perfectly pr

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

90s Vibes

This nostalgia-bomb hybrid is what happens when breeders bin

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Ghost Indica

90X

90X is the cannabis equivalent of a burner phone—no listed b

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Top-Shelf Mystery Meat Hybrid

90X

90X is the cannabis equivalent of a locked briefcase handcuf

THC 22%
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🍌 Autoflowering Hybrid

91 Bananas

The love-child of Ruderalis hustle and '91 gas, 91 Bananas i

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60/30/10 auto)

91 Bananas

Imagine smoking a banana split that also karate-chops your a

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

91 Berries Auto

Night Owl’s 91 Berries Auto is basically the cannabis equiva

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

91 Berries Auto

Night Owl Seeds basically created the cannabis equivalent of

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

91 Chem Dog x Caramel

Imagine if a diesel truck crashed into a Werther's Original

THC 18-27%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

91 Chem Dog x Caramel

Imagine dunking a caramel brownie in diesel fuel and then ta

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Freight Train

91 DNL

Top Dawg Seeds basically asked, “What if a 1991 fuel spill l

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Connoisseur

91 DNL

91 DNL is the strain equivalent of showing up to a house par

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

91 Dragons

91 Dragons is what happens when breeders get nostalgic for t

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Sativa

91 Grapes

Imagine if Sour Patch Kids got a chemistry degree and starte

THC 18-25%
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🍇 Ruderalis-Sativa Love Child

91 Grapes

Meet 91 Grapes, the overachiever of the auto-flower world—br

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

91 Krypt

DNA Genetics basically weaponized OG Kush and Chemdawg to cr

THC 20%
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⬛ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

91 Krypt

91 Krypt is what happens when a nostalgic breeder time-capsu

THC 26%
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🔒 Pure Indica

91 Krypt

DNA Genetics basically built a panic room for your brain and

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

91 Octane

91 Octane is the strain equivalent of siphoning premium unle

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

91 Octane

91 Octane is Exotic Genetix’s way of asking, "Ever wanted to

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Indica-Heavy Chem-Kush Mutant

91 Royale

Swamp Boys’ 91 Royale is the cannabis equivalent of a 1991 I

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica Royal Pain

91 Royale

91 Royale is Swamp Boys Seeds' attempt at breeding cannabis

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Kush

92 Afghan Ghost OG

Imagine a 1992 mixtape of Afghan hash and California swagger

THC 20%

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