Strain Snapshot
92 Afghan Ghost OG is the love child of a resin-dripping Afghan grandpa and the citrusy ghost of OG Kush’s past. Bred by The Bank Genetics, it’s 70–85 % indica, which means your body will clock out before your brain realizes you’re still holding the lighter.
Effects: From Zen to Zonked
Low dose: cerebral sparkle, light euphoria, and the sudden urge to alphabetize your vinyl. High dose: full-body meltdown, snack archaeology, and a lullaby sung by your Xbox. Either way, Netflix asks if you’re still watching—yes, and stop judging.
Flavor & Aroma
First sniff: lemon Pine-Sol spilled on a pine forest. First toke: earthy hash with a kerosene chaser. The exhale lingers like that one friend who says he’s leaving but keeps talking in your doorway.
Grow Notes for Greenthumbs
Indica structure = short, stocky, and dense like a nightclub bouncer. Flowers in 8–10 weeks, rewards topping and LST like a golden retriever learning tricks. Trichome coverage is so thick you’ll swear you’re trimming powdered sugar.
Medical Uses (a.k.a. Doctor’s Orders)
Perfect for pain, insomnia, and existential dread after reading the news. Also prescribed for acute cases of scrolling TikTok until 3 a.m. Side effects include forgetting what you walked into the kitchen for and discovering your fridge light is actually a portal.
Who Should Smoke This
Evening users, bedtime procrastinators, and anyone whose yoga instructor said “find your center” but you heard “find your sofa.” Not recommended for morning meetings, operating heavy eyelids, or arguing with relatives on Facebook.
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