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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Acai Gelato x Kush Mints 11

Seed Junky Genetics basically asked, "What if dessert had co

THC 22%
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🤹‍♂️ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Acai Grapes

Imagine your favorite açai bowl got drunk on grape Kool-Aid

THC 25%
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🔵 Sativa

Acai Grapes

Cookie Fam Genetics turned açaí bowls into a sativa that pun

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Acai Juice

Imagine if your acai bowl grew legs, packed on 25% THC, and

THC 25%
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🔮 Purple Couch-Lock Elixir

Acai Juice

Acai Juice is the strain equivalent of a trendy smoothie bow

THC 18-23%
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🍇 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Acai Kush

Imagine your overpriced acai bowl discovered steroids and a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Acai Mints

Imagine your vape pen got drunk on açai bowls and started br

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Acai Mints

Imagine if açaí bowl and toothpaste had a baby, then that ba

THC 20%
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🟣 Berry-Gas Hybrid

Acai OG

Acai OG is what happens when a Michigan breeder asks, "What

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Acai OG

Imagine your acai bowl grew up, moved to the mountains, and

THC 23%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Acai Rainbow

Looks like a pride parade in nug form and smells like someon

THC 18%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Acai Rainbow

Acai Rainbow is the strain equivalent of dumping a bag of Sk

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Acai Sherb

Imagine your favorite overpriced smoothie bowl got crossed w

THC 20%
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🤝 50/50 Split Hybrid

Acai Sherb

The cannabis equivalent of a yoga retreat smoothie bowl—look

THC 10-15%
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🍇 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Acai Weed

Acai Weed is what happens when a Gelato phenotype gets impat

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Sativa-Dominant Tropical Menace

Acaiberry Gelato

Imagine açaí bowl that learned to drive, joined a tech start

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Acaiberry Gelato

Imagine açaí bowl and gelato had a baby who grew up to be th

THC 18-23%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Acapulco

Acapulco is what happens when Mexican landraces skip siesta

THC 35-40%
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🌞 Sativa

Acapulco by Fatbush Seeds

Remember the good ol’ days when weed came in a film canister

THC 18-23%
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🌅 Sativa-leaning Heritage Hybrid

Acapulco Gold

The strain your dad still brags about from his ‘surf trip’ i

THC 15-25%
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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid (70/30)

Acapulco Gold

The strain your dad still brags about from his '72 Cancún tr

THC 18-24%
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🔆 Classic Sativa

Acapulco Gold

The OG spring-break souvenir before selfies existed. Acapulc

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Pure Mexican Sativa

Acapulco Gold

The OG spring-break strain, Acapulco Gold is basically canna

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Landrace Legend

Acapulco Gold

The strain that financed more VW buses than Volkswagen itsel

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Vintage Sativa

Acapulco Gold

Like finding a polaroid of your parents at a Foghat concert,

THC 18%
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🟡 Premium Sativa Energy Drink

Acapulco Gold by Barneys Farm

The strain your dad claims he smoked at Woodstock—only now i

THC 18-24%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Chillaxer

Acapulco Gold CBD

The weed your dad brags about from Woodstock, now neutered f

THC 5-10%
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🟡 Old-School Sativa That Forgot to Retire

Acapulco Gold Preservation

This isn’t your uncle’s compressed mystery brick from the ‘7

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Vintage Sativa Time Machine

Acapulco Gold Preservation

MassMedicalStrains resurrected the hippie holy grail so you

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Heritage Hybrid

Acapulco Gold X C99

Imagine your dad’s spring-break stash from 1972 got busy wit

THC 19-24%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Speedball

Acapulco Gold X C99

Imagine your granddad’s vintage Acapulco stash having a one-

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Mexican Sativa

Acapulco Gold x Michoacon

SnowHigh took two legendary Mexican sativas and Frankenstein

THC 16-24%
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⚡ Vintage Sativa

Acapulco Gold x Michoacon

Imagine your dad’s favorite ‘70s road-trip weed finally got

THC 15%
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🌈 Boutique Hybrid

Acapulco Majik

Acapulco Majik is what happens when a legendary beach bum st

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Acapulco Majik

Acapulco Majik is what happens when OG Mexican landrace gene

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa

Acapulco Pupil

MassMedicalStrains kidnapped your dad's 1970s stash, dipped

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Acapulco Pupil

Acapulco Pupil is the strain that looked at dessert terps an

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Accidental Haze

Accidental Haze is what happens when Reeferman Seeds trips o

THC 23%
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🟢 Sativa

Accidental Haze

Scott Family Farms' 'oopsie-daisy' strain that somehow turne

THC 5%
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🌞 Sativa

Accidental Haze

Accidental Haze is what happens when breeders try to make a

THC 22%
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🔵 Boutique Couch-Lock

Accord

Accord is what happens when Spain’s elite breeders decide yo

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Accord

Accord is the strain you smoke when you want to feel like yo

THC 18%
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⚖️ CBD-Friendly Hybrid

ACDC Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies went to therapy, got really into

THC 28%
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⚖️ Balanced CBD/THC Hybrid

ACDC Purple Fuzz

AK Bean Brains basically Frankensteined your anxiety's krypt

THC 18%
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⚡ 67% Sativa-Dominant

ACDC Purple Fuzz

AK Bean Brains took a sativa, dipped it in purple crayons, a

THC 14%
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🟢 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

ACDC x ACDC 78

Meet the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea with a pulse.

THC 0.5-1%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

ACDC x ACDC 78

Imagine if ACDC had a baby with itself and that baby grew up

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

ACDC x Deep Chunk

Imagine your yoga instructor marrying a biker named Sledge a

THC 25%

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