4th Degree Burn

Overview: Classified Heat

Imagine a strain bred by the CIA: all effects, zero lineage. 4th Degree Burn is that classified sativa love-child—70/30 mind-to-couch ratio, lanky as a runway model, and coated in trichomes like it just walked out of a diamond mine. Reign keeps the family tree locked up tighter than your search history, but every puff screams vintage Thai with a 2025 resin upgrade.

Effects: Productivity’s Evil Twin

First toke feels like someone hit CTRL+ALT+DEL on procrastination. Euphoric, laser-focused, and chatty enough to make the group project tolerable. No body sedation, so your legs still work—great for cleaning the apartment you ignored for three weeks. Overdo it and you’ll be the friend explaining cryptocurrency to a houseplant at 2 a.m.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Grenade

Crack the jar and get smacked by lemongrass, sweet pine, and a guava smoothie hurled into a pepper mill. On the exhale it’s lemon zest with a coriander sneeze—basically Tom Yum soup in smoke form. Room note is so bright your neighbor will think you pressure-washed the hallway with citrus Febreze.

Growing: Stretch Armstrong

Expect 1.5–2.5× stretch in early flower—she’s basically doing yoga while you’re still tying down branches. Topping and trellising aren’t optional unless you enjoy trimming 4-foot colas with a kitchen knife. Finishes lime-green with tangerine hairs and occasional purple tips like she’s trying to match your sunset pic. 8–9 weeks of bloom, above-average resin, and a calyx-to-leaf ratio that makes trimming feel like cheating.

Medical: Functional Fire

Patients reach for this when depression, ADHD, or chronic “I don’t wanna” syndrome needs a motivational slap. Great daytime pain relief without the couch-lock, so you can adult like a pro. Anxiety-prone users: start low—too much and your heartbeat becomes a drum solo.

Who It’s For

Perfect for creatives, remote workers, and anyone whose to-do list looks like a hostage note. If your idea of relaxation is reorganizing the spice rack alphabetically, welcome home. Skip it if your plans involve zero movement, or if “paranoia” is already your default setting.