The Origin Story
Wolfpack Selections basically said "what if we just... combined everything?" and 4 Way was born. Inspired by strains like Mountain Girl, Lazy Train, and Lemon Cake, this strain is the result of stoners playing god with genetics. It's like they couldn't choose between indica couch-lock and sativa head-rush, so they just gave us both and said "figure it out yourself."
Effects: The Emotional Roulette
At 18% THC, 4 Way hits that sweet spot where you're not seeing aliens, but you might text your ex. The high starts with a cerebral lift that makes you think you can finally solve world hunger, then smoothly transitions into a body melt that reminds you world hunger is tomorrow's problem. Perfect for when you want to be productive but also horizontal.
Flavor & Aroma: The Botanical Plot Twist
This strain smells like someone blended a garden, a spice rack, and a citrus grove in a food processor. Earthy base notes dominate like that friend who always needs to be the center of attention, while hints of lavender and herbs play supporting roles. The flavor follows suit—imagine licking a pinecone that's been marinated in Earl Grey tea and has abandonment issues.
Growing: The High-Maintenance Houseplant
Growing 4 Way is like raising a gifted child—rewarding but demanding. These dense, trichome-coated buds look like they've been dipped in glitter and photographed for Instagram. The purple and orange coloration makes them so pretty you'll feel bad smoking them. Almost. Expect a moderate yield that'll make you feel like a competent adult, even if you're growing in your mom's basement.
Medical: The Therapeutic Switzerland
Doctors love this strain because it can't make up its mind—it's simultaneously good for pain, anxiety, depression, and probably your taxes. The balanced effects make it perfect for patients who want relief without turning into a vegetable or a rocket ship. Great for daytime use if you enjoy being medicated while pretending to be a functional human.
Who It's For
4 Way is for the chronically indecisive—those who stand in the cereal aisle for 20 minutes. It's for people who want to feel uplifted but relaxed, focused but creative, awake but asleep. If you've ever ordered "whatever's fine" at a restaurant, this is your spirit strain. Just don't expect it to help you make actual life decisions.
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