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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

26 Cookies

26 Cookies is basically a bakery that punches you in the bra

THC 18%
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🔮 Mystery-Gas Indica

26mm

26mm is the strain equivalent of a classified FBI file—nobod

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

26mm

26mm is what happens when In House Genetics decides your pla

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

28 Dayz

Named after the movie where zombies sprint like they’re late

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Sativa

2AM Strawberry Stoopid

Meet the sativa that thinks sleep is for quitters. 2AM Straw

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

2Many

2Many is the strain equivalent of opening 47 browser tabs an

THC 26%
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🔫 Indica-Dominant Freedom

2nd Amendment

Redeyed Genetics named this one after the right to bear arms

THC 18%
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🔫 Couch-Locked & Loaded

2nd Amendment

The strain that gives you the constitutional right to remain

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Low-Dose Hybrid

2nd Sunday

Meet 2nd Sunday: the strain that treats your brain like a ge

THC 8-9%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

2nd Sunday

The strain that makes you wonder if the breeders at Smiling

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-ish Hybrid

2Poison

Meet 2Poison—the strain so secretive about its parents it co

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

2Poison

2Poison is what happens when breeders try to make cannabis S

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Classic Indica

2y2

2y2 is what happens when Spanish breeders decide your couch

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

2y2

Meet 2y2, the indica that asks 'why go anywhere?' R-KIEM’s l

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto OG Hybrid

3 Bear OG

Imagine OG Kush hit the gym, shrank 3 feet, and learned how

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flower Hybrid

3 Bears OG

A Mephisto Genetics autoflower that somehow crams OG Kush sw

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Couch Magnet

3 Bears OG

This auto-flowering OG doesn’t care about your square footag

THC 18%
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🐻 Autoflower Hybrid

3 Bears OG

A pocket-sized OG Kush that finishes before your Tinder date

THC 20%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

3 Cheese

3 Cheese is Taylormade Selections' love letter to the UK's m

THC 15-25%
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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

3 Cheese

Meet 3 Cheese—the lovechild of a dairy aisle and your dad's

THC 15%
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🔵 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

3 Chems

Imagine Chemdog, Chem 91, and Chem 4 had a three-way in a di

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Indica-Dominant Chemical Romance

3 Chems

Meet 3 Chems: the lovechild of Chemdawg genetics and Top Daw

THC 15-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Chem Monster

3 Chems 2.0

Top Dawg’s sequel nobody asked for but everybody needed—thre

THC 15-25%
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🦍 Gorilla Glue-Lovers Hybrid

3 Gorillas

Meet 3 Gorillas—the strain that took the entire Gorilla Glue

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

3 Gorillas

3 Gorillas is what happens when Vanilla Gorilla and Gorilla

THC 18%
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🐉 Mystery Hybrid of Unknown Origin

3 Headed Dragon

Like a Tinder date whose profile just says "ask me," 3 Heade

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Dragon

3 Headed Dragon

Legend says this strain was bred in a secret underground lab

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

3 Hour Tour

Named after everyone's favorite three-hour mistake, this Aqu

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

3 Hour Tour

Named after the only Gilligan's Island episode you’ll ever n

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

3 In The Pink

3 In The Pink is Exotic Genetix’s love letter to anyone who’

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

3 Kings

Meet 3 Kings—the strain that rolled OG Kush, Sour Diesel, an

THC 18-24%
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🔱 Diesel Dynasty Sativa

3 Kings

Meet 3 Kings—the West Coast’s answer to "what if we mixed ou

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

3 Kings

Meet the Holy Trinity of West Coast weed—three legendary str

THC 18-26%
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👑 Sativa Royalty

3 Kings

Meet 3 Kings—because apparently one king wasn't pretentious

THC 18%
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⚖️ Auto Hybrid

3 Kings Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a trust-fund kid who still s

THC 15-23%
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⚫ Pocket-Sized Indica

3 Kings Auto

Meet 3 Kings Auto—the strain that proves good things come in

THC 18%
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⬛ Couch-Lock OG

3 OG's #2

Imagine three OG Kush cousins crammed into a phone booth—thi

THC 20%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

3 OGs

3 OGs is Top Dawg Seeds’ greatest hits album of OG Kush—basi

THC 18-25%
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⚡ OG-leaning Hybrid

3 OGs #1

Top Dawg’s three-way OG orgy in seed form. 24% THC, 100% fle

THC 24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

3 OGs #3

Meet the strain that makes OG Kush look like chamomile tea.

THC 20-27%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

3 Pac

Named like a Tupac cover band but hits more like Tupac’s act

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

3 Pac

Named after the three distinct phenotypes it spits out like

THC 18%
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🏆 Champion-Level Indica

3 Peat

3 Peat is the strain equivalent of a sports dynasty—loud, co

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Certified Couch Glue

3 Point Kush

Elev8 Seeds’ 3 Point Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a 90

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

3 Point Kush

Meet 3 Point Kush, the indica that turns your evening plans

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

3 Pronged Spear Special

Mephisto Genetics’ speed-running autoflower that turns 12 we

THC 15-25%
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⚾ Couch-Lock MVP

3 Run Homer

This bat-swinging indica from New420Guy Seeds doesn’t just h

THC 15-25%
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⚾ Couch-Lock Slugger

3 Run Homer

Named after the only home run you’ll ever hit—straight into

THC 18%

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