2112

Backstory: A Bong-Sized Love Letter to Rush

NorStar Genetics named this one after Rush's 2112 because apparently 'Tom Sawyer' was already trademarked by some edibles company. The breeder's M.O. is pairing classic genetics with modern terpene fireworks, resulting in a sativa that screams, 'I will now play a 20-minute drum solo on your cerebral cortex.' Limited lineage info just means it's probably the love child of two strains whose parents think vinyl sounds better.

Effects: Your Brain on Prog Rock

Expect the kind of cerebral lift-off that makes reorganizing your record collection feel like plotting a Mars mission. Early waves bring euphoric focus—perfect for finally finishing that screenplay about sentient bongs. Peak effects are creative and borderline manic, so maybe don't operate heavy machinery unless that machinery is a fog machine. Comedown is gentle enough that you won't regret the air-guitar solo you performed in front of your cat.

Flavor & Aroma: Like Lemmy's Sweatband, But Tastier

Terps hit loud: zesty lemon peel and sweet pine crash into earthy undertones that smell like your cool uncle's van in 1982. On the exhale, you get subtle herbal notes—think Vicks VapoRub meets green tea, in the best way possible. Grinding releases a skunky-citrus blast that'll have neighbors wondering if you're either detailing a car or summoning Geddy Lee via aromatherapy.

Growing Notes: For Growers Who Measure Headroom in Rush Albums

This plant stretches like it's crowd-surfing at Red Rocks—expect 1.5-2.5x growth flip after flip. SCROG or top early unless you want colas poking ceiling tiles. Flowers in 9-11 weeks indoors, finishing with spear-shaped, frosty colas that trim easier than most sativas because the calyx-to-leaf ratio doesn't hate you. Medium-firm buds resist mold like a true Canadian—polite but firm. Outdoors, she'll tower if given space, rewarding coastal growers with trichome-drenched arms begging for a close-up.

Medical Uses: Doctor's Note for Air-Guitar Therapy

Patients report relief from depression, fatigue, and the soul-crushing realization that your favorite band will never reunite. The energetic onset crushes creative blocks and ADD-like symptoms, while moderate caryophyllene levels provide subtle body armor against anxiety. Not ideal for insomnia unless your plan is to stay up re-mastering Dark Side of the Moon in GarageBand.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for musicians, software developers who code to 7/4 time signatures, and anyone who thinks coffee is for posers. If your playlist has more than three songs over eight minutes long, congratulations—you've found your spirit weed. Novices should tread lightly unless they enjoy discovering that their inner monologue now has a drum solo.