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1000 Mile Stare
Named after the thousand-yard stare soldiers get after three
THC 22-28%1000L x Diesel
Imagine if a Portuguese fishing boat and a New York taxi had
THC 18-26%1000L X Diesel
This sativa rocket fuel was cooked up by Macaronesia Seeds w
THC 20%100K
Named like your future credit-card bill, 100K is Exotic Gene
THC 15-25%100K
Named after the income you won't be earning once you're glue
THC 20%100th Meridian
Named after the imaginary line where America turns from "hum
THC 18-26%100th Meridian
Meet 100th Meridian—the strain that splits the difference be
THC 18%101 Headband
Named after the highway that traps you in traffic for three
THC 22%101 Headband
Imagine if your head got a gentle bear hug from a cloud that
THC 18-24%1024
1024 is Barcelona’s answer to the question “what if coffee h
THC 18-24%1024
Medical Seeds Co. spent 18 months genetically engineering 10
THC 18-22%10Gs
Imagine your dealer bragging he has “ten grand weed” and for
THC 15-25%10Gs
Meet the strain that sounds like a phone plan but hits like
THC 20%10K
10K is the Instagram influencer of indicas—so photogenic it
THC 25-30%10k Jack
Meet 10k Jack—Jack Herer's trust-fund cousin who smells like
THC 18-24%10th Planet
Ethos Genetics’ cash-cow cultivar that tastes like grape Ner
THC 15-25%10th Planet
Ethos Genetics beamed down 10th Planet to remind earthlings
THC 18-24%10th Tempest
10th Tempest is the strain equivalent of a plot twist: start
THC 25%10th Tempest
Meet 10th Tempest, the strain Senpai Genetics created when t
THC 20%11 Jul
Named after the day someone definitely forgot, 11 Jul is Red
THC 18%11 Roses
11 Roses is what happens when a Spanish breeder celebrates a
THC 18-25%1111
1111 is what happens when RS-11 looks in the mirror, decides
THC 24-29%1111 X Zangria
The strain that sounds like the Wi-Fi password at a sorority
THC 18%11:11
When RS-11 looked in the mirror and said 'I want to fuck tha
THC 15-25%11:11 x Zangria
Wizard Trees basically bottled a boozy brunch and called it
THC 15-25%12 Assed Raven
Named like a rejected D&D boss, 12 Assed Raven is Mephisto G
THC 20%12 Assed Raven
Mephisto Genetics basically Frankensteined cannabis genetics
THC 18%12 Pint
12 Pint is what happens when dessert genetics get high on th
THC 15-25%12 Star
Top Dawg’s 12 Star is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted
THC 18-26%12 Star
Top Dawg Seeds named this one 12 Star because it’ll have you
THC 18-24%120 Cbd
Meet the strain that parties like chamomile tea. With 20× mo
THC 0.2-1%120 Cbd
Meet the strain that gives you a participation trophy for ex
THC 15-25%12lb Hammer
Despite sounding like a black-market kettlebell, 12lb Hammer
THC 18-26%12lb Hammer
Named after the mythical 12-pound yield per plant (growers,
THC 20%13
They named it 13 because you’ll be horizontal by 1:13 AM. Ea
THC 13-14%13 By Earthly Pleasures
Meet the strain that got picked thirteenth in gym class and
THC 24%13 Dawgs
A love-child of government conspiracy and garage-lab legend,
THC 30%13 Flowers
Named by someone who definitely owns crystals and talks to p
THC 20%13 Roses
Like getting a dozen roses from a secret admirer who also sl
THC 20%13 Roses
Like that one Tinder match who won't tell you their last nam
THC 18-24%13 Stars
Meet 13 Stars, the indica that sounds like it should come wi
THC 15-25%13 Stars
Meet 13 Stars—the indica that turns "just one hit" into a th
THC 18%13g
Meet 13g, the strain that sounds like a failed file transfer
THC 15-25%13th Floor
13th Floor is the strain that decided the 12th just wasn’t h
THC 15-25%13th Floor
Named after the floor hotels pretend doesn't exist, 13th Flo
THC 22-25%13th Ghost
13th Ghost is the strain equivalent of a velvet-rope speakea
THC 18-24%13th Ghost
Aficionado Seed Collection basically summoned the cannabis v
THC 18%13th Warrior
Named after a movie nobody admits they watched twice, 13th W
THC 18-22%