100K

Executive Summary

Imagine your boss just handed you a six-figure bonus, except the bonus is actually just a nug and the money is sleep. That’s 100K. Exotic Genetix bred this indica to answer the age-old question: "What if my couch paid me to stay on it?" Spoiler: the benefits package is mostly drool and snack crumbs.

Effects (or Lack Thereof)

Twenty minutes in, your spine turns into warm caramel. Limbs? Optional. Ambition? Gone the way of your 401k in a crypto crash. Expect a wave of euphoria that peaks right as you forget what you were happy about. Great for canceling plans you didn’t want anyway.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like a tropical vacation booked by someone who’s never left their basement—pineapple fantasies wrapped in damp earth and misplaced ambition. Tastes like fruity pebbles sprinkled on fresh soil after a rainstorm your mom said you’d enjoy. Basically, it’s the granola bar of weed: earthy, sweet, and slightly disappointing to your fitness tracker.

Growing Notes for Aspiring Botanists

Medium height, dense nugs, and trichomes so thick they look like they owe back taxes. Flowertime is 8-9 weeks—just long enough for you to forget you planted anything. Yields are "respectable," which is grower speak for "you’ll get high but not rich." Resists mold better than your willpower resists DoorDash.

Medical Uses (Approved by Dr. Netflix)

Doctors prescribe 100K for chronic cases of "I have to be up early tomorrow." Ideal for insomnia, anxiety, and the existential dread of checking your bank app. Side effects include horizontal life choices and a sudden appreciation for infomercials at 2 a.m.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for gig workers who want to feel like they earned six figures without actually working, parents hiding from their children’s Minecraft soundtrack, and anyone whose idea of cardio is reaching for the remote. If your smartwatch keeps asking if you’re still alive, congratulations—you’re the target demo.