Galactic Overview
Meet the strain that convinced commercial growers to stop worshiping Cookies. Bred from Planet of the Grapes × Quattro Kush, 10th Planet is basically what happens when grape candy and skunky OG Kush have a one-night stand in zero gravity. Released in the late 2010s, it spread through clone drops faster than a UFO conspiracy theory, turning every grow room from Denver to Detroit into a purple-tinted profit center.
Effects: Houston, We Have Couchlock (But Only Partial)
Expect a 50/50 mind-body tug-of-war that starts with a cerebral head-buzz reminiscent of the first time you heard Dark Side of the Moon—then smoothly crash-lands into a body melt that won’t fully sedate you unless you chief the whole jar. Great for pretending to be productive while actually scrolling memes for two hours.
Flavor & Aroma: Grape Soda Meets Gas Station
The nose hits like someone spilled grape Fanta on a diesel pump: sweet candy esters up front, rubber-fuel funk on the backend. Caryophyllene and myrcene dominate, backed by limonene for zest and humulene for that classic Kush kick. Inhale: grape Jolly Rancher. Exhale: tire fire at a vineyard. Your dentist and your mechanic will both be confused.
Growing: Purple Money Trees
Commercial growers love 10th Planet because it trims itself—okay, almost. Expect 450–650 g/m² indoors, 56–63 days flowering, and a calyx-to-leaf ratio so generous you’ll feel guilty charging for trim. Plants stay medium-tall with sturdy stems, but throw a trellis on unless you enjoy top colas bending like Elon’s rocket prototypes. Three main phenos: purple candy, green gas, and the crowd-pleaser marbled hybrid that looks like it was tie-dyed by aliens.
Medical Uses: From Pain to Existential Dread
Patients report relief from chronic pain, stress, and the crushing realization that Pluto isn’t a planet. The balanced high keeps anxiety low while still knocking pain down a few pegs—perfect for evening use when you want to feel better but also finish an entire documentary about black holes.
Who Should Smoke This
Ideal for grape-flavored everything enthusiasts, Instagram flexers who need purple nug shots, and anyone who’s ever said “I want to feel like I’m floating but still remember where I left my keys.” Not recommended for people who hate grape or whose job involves operating a forklift.
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