The Name Situation
The strain was originally called Gorilla Glue until the Gorilla Glue Company sent a cease-and-desist, proving that corporate lawyers will find you even in the cannabis industry. It's now officially 'GG4' or 'Original Glue,' but everyone still calls it Gorilla Glue because rebranding is hard.
The irony of an adhesive company being upset about a strain that literally glues you to furniture is not lost on anyone.
What It Does
GG4 doesn't ease you into relaxation. It doesn't gently suggest you sit down. It grabs you by the shoulders, pushes you into the nearest soft surface, and says 'you live here now.'
At 26% THC, this is not a beginner strain. This is the strain that experienced smokers use when they want to stop experiencing things for a while. Your body will feel like it's made of sandbags. Your brain will feel like it's wrapped in cotton. Your remote will be just slightly out of reach and that's fine because you didn't want to change the channel anyway.
The Sticky Situation
GG4 is famous for being absurdly sticky. Breaking up this bud will leave your fingers looking like you just ate ribs without napkins. Your grinder will need a support group.
This stickiness is actually a sign of quality — those are trichomes, baby — but it also means you'll spend the next 20 minutes picking plant material off your fingers like a surgeon removing sutures.
The Verdict
Gorilla Glue is the heavy hitter's heavy hitter. It does one thing — turn you into furniture — and it does it better than almost anything else on the market. Not for the faint of heart or the ambitious of evening.
Rating: 8.5/10. Just clear your schedule first.
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