The 411 on 716
Bred by Buffalo’s own Taylormade Selections, 716 Kush wears its area code like a foam finger. Dropped mid-2025 when New York dispensaries were desperate for anything that smelled like dessert and hit like a linebacker, it’s the perfect hybrid for people who want to feel relaxed but still functional enough to complain about snow on Twitter.
Effects: From Wings to Warm Blanket
Expect a classic Kush body hug that starts behind the eyes and migrates south until your couch becomes a permanent residence. The sativa side keeps your brain from flat-lining, so you can still debate whether ranch or blue cheese is the superior wing dip. Novices: start with one hit unless you enjoy horizontal life reviews.
Flavor & Aroma: Gas Station Fruit Stand
Crack a jar and you’re smacked with gas-soaked berries, like someone blended OG Kush with a strawberry milkshake at a Sunoco. On the exhale you get earthy spice and a menthol chill—the cannabis version of Buffalo’s 65° temperature swing in a single day. Room note is pungent; your neighbors will either ask for a nug or call the cops.
Growing: Built for Humid Summers & Impatient Growers
Finishes in 56-70 days, laughs at Northeastern humidity, and stretches 1.5-2x like a true Western New York weed—big, bold, and slightly out of control. Buds are dense, violet-kissed, and absolutely dripping—trim scissors will need a mid-harvest spa day. Great for greenhouse cowboys and basement commandos alike.
Medical: Doctor, It’s Cold in Here
Chronic pain, insomnia, and anxiety get steamrolled by the indica freight train, while the sativa keeps PTSD and depression from staging a comeback. Recommended dosage: enough to forget the Sabres’ last season. Side effects may include an irrational urge to order pizza at 11 p.m. and debate Tom Brady’s legacy.
Who Should Ride This Snowplow
Perfect for legacy Kush heads who want modern terps, New Yorkers who need hometown bragging rights, and anyone whose idea of self-care is binge-watching snow squall videos while wrapped in three blankets. Not ideal if you have a productive afternoon planned or if your cardiologist is already mad at you.
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