The Backstory: How This Strain Got Its Horny Name
Omuerta Genetix cooked this up during what we can only assume was a very lonely breeding session. The name is either a bold marketing move or proof the breeder hadn't been laid in years. Legend says it was supposed to be "72 Versions" but the label guy was high. Whatever the origin, it's stuck like bad decisions at 2 AM.
Effects: What 18% THC Feels Like After You Stop Laughing at the Name
Expect a cerebral lift that makes you think you can finally write that novel, followed by the crushing realization you can't even write a grocery list. Users report feeling creative, energetic, and slightly paranoid that their mom might see the jar label. It's the strain for people who want to be productive but end up reorganizing their sock drawer by color.
Flavor & Aroma: Like Your Ex's Perfume Mixed with Fruit Stripes Gum
First whiff hits you with tropical fruit so aggressive it's basically wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Then comes the earthy undertone, like someone spilled a piña colada in a forest. The taste follows suit—sweet, floral, and slightly confused about its identity, much like anyone buying a strain called 72 Virgins.
Growing Tips for People Who've Never Touched a Plant
This sativa grows tall and lanky, like that one friend who peaked in high school. Flowering takes 9-11 weeks, during which you'll question every life choice that led you to spend $200 on seeds with this name. Yields are decent if you can stop giggling long enough to pay attention to pH levels. Pro tip: tell your neighbors it's called "72 Versions" if you want to avoid awkward conversations.
Medical Uses (Beyond Making You Forget You're Single)
Great for depression, fatigue, and the crushing weight of societal expectations. Some users swear it helps with ADHD, probably because you can't focus on your problems when you're too busy explaining the strain name to your therapist. May also help with writer's block, though you'll mostly write bad poetry about loneliness.
Who Should Smoke This vs. Who Actually Does
Ideal for artists, writers, and people who ironically collect weird strain names. In reality, it's mostly smoked by dudes in their 30s who still wear band t-shirts and think the name is hilarious. If you've ever unironically used the phrase "friend zone," maybe skip this one.
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