Overview
Greenpoint Seeds birthed this card-table flex, then ghosted on the family tree. What we do know: mostly sativa, 15–25% THC, and small-batch enough that Leafly still has a “check back later” placeholder. Translation: it’s the weed equivalent of a secret speakeasy—if you’re in, you’re in.
Effects
The high arrives like a royal flush on the river—sudden, showy, and impossible to fold. Your brain flips to creative overdrive while your body stays parked in neutral, perfect for brainstorming your next doomed start-up or speed-running a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle. Novices beware: above 20% THC it can feel like you just anted your soul.
Flavor & Aroma
Terps swing between citrus-terpinolene zest and fuel-soaked caryophyllene—like someone spilled lemon floor cleaner in a diesel mechanic’s break room. Cure it right and the jar reeks of a gas-station lemonade stand; cure it wrong and it smells like you lost a bet with a lawnmower.
Growing Notes
Plants stretch 1.7–2.3× at flip, so vertical real estate is not optional. Narrow leaves and spear-shaped colas make trimming easier than explaining your crypto portfolio to Grandma. Pheno-hunters rejoice: pop a 10-pack and you’ll see everything from lime-candy foxtails to straight-up chem-dog dank. Expect 8–10 weeks of flower, moderate yields, and the smug satisfaction of growing something your dispensary bro hasn’t heard of.
Medical Uses
Great for ADHD scatterbrains who need laser focus without the espresso shakes. Mood elevation tackles mild depression, while the body stays relaxed enough to ignore your herniated disc screaming about posture. Pain patients: pair with ibuprofen and a better office chair.
Who It’s For
Ideal for creatives, card-shark nerds, and anyone who treats sativas like performance-enhancing drugs. Skip it if your idea of a good time is couch-locked binge-watching; this strain wants you writing bad poetry on the ceiling. Microdosers welcome—just don’t blame us when you rearrange the living room at 2 a.m.
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