Afterburner

Flight Briefing (Overview)

Prima cooked this one up during their “let’s cross-breed everything and see who survives” phase. The result is a 60/40 indica-leaning hybrid that somehow both launches you into low orbit and tucks you in for bedtime. Early adopters called it “the joint that feels like a cockpit ejection button,” so yeah, marketing nailed the name.

Cockpit Effects

First wave is pure sativa lift-off: the brain goes full Top Gun, soundtrack included. About 20 minutes later the indica landing gear drops and you’re gliding into a body melt that feels like reclining on 500 thread-count clouds. Couch-lock is optional but extremely persuasive—like a seatbelt sign that won’t turn off.

Smell & Taste (A.K.A. the Pre-Flight Sniff)

Nose hits you with spicy incense and pine sol had a baby in a citrus orchard. On the tongue it’s black-pepper lemon-drop candy rolled in fresh oregano—because apparently terpene scientists moonlight as chaotic chefs. Translation: your bong will smell like a yoga studio that just hot-boxed a Christmas tree.

Cultivation Hacks

Grows like it’s on actual rocket fuel: dense, resin-drenched nuggets that look dipped in sugar and splashed with purple graffiti. Expect 200+ trichomes per square millimeter—basically a glitter bomb for your grinder. Prima swears it’s stable, but your aunt who still calls it “pot” will somehow stunt it anyway.

Medical Cargo

Patients report it torches stress faster than a SpaceX booster, then gently lowers anxiety to the ground in a reusable capsule. Pain and insomnia get the same treatment: fast ascent to Relief-ville, soft touchdown in Sleepytown. Side effects include forgetting where you left your phone (hint: it’s in your hand).

Who Should Board

Perfect for the canna-curious pilot who wants a round-trip ticket: blast off at the party, land on the couch with a pizza. Not for rookie aviators who still cough like it’s 1999—this thing burns like actual jet fuel. Seasoned stoners will appreciate the mileage; lightweight friends should pack a parachute.