Afterburner

Flight Plan Overview

Third Eye Genetics built Afterburner for pilots who prefer their altitude adjustments in plant form. It’s a hush-hush lineage—think CIA-black-site-level secrecy—so we’re left guessing if Jet Fuel Gelato had a one-night stand with a citrusy Haze or if the breeder just whispered "speed" at a tray of seeds. Whatever the parentage, the result is a sativa that behaves like espresso wearing aviators.

Effects & Cruising Altitude

Takeoff hits in under five minutes: eyes widen, pulse quickens, and suddenly your group chat is getting a TED Talk on why squirrels are undercover drones. At moderate doses it’s laser-focus with a side of giggles; push past the sweet spot and you’re orbiting Pluto wondering if you left the stove on. Couchlock is strictly prohibited—this strain will file a restraining order against your sofa.

Flavor & Aroma: Jet Fuel with a Twist of Citrus

Pop the jar and you’re punched by high-octane gas that could power a lawn mower, followed by a lime-zest chaser that feels like someone squeezed a margarita over a runway. On the exhale there’s a pine-sol-meets-lemon-peel note that lingers like a TSA agent who thinks your grinder is suspicious. It’s loud enough to make your neighbor think you’re detailing a fighter jet in the living room.

Grow Notes for Amateur Air-Traffic Controllers

Expect a 1.5–2× stretch after flip—this plant wants to be the Empire State Building of your tent. Topping and a trellis are not optional unless you enjoy popcorn buds dangling like airplane socks. She’s a moderate feeder who sulks if you overdo the nitrogen, and she finishes in 9–11 weeks with spear-shaped colas that look ready to joust. Pheno-hunt six seeds; the citrus rocket ships usually sparkle the hardest under LEDs set to "solar flare."

Medical Turbulence

Patients report Afterburner slams fatigue like a tray table on final descent. Great for ADHD steering wheels and depression’s potholes, but anxiety-prone flyers should micro-dose unless they enjoy mid-air panic at 30,000 brain cells. Pain relief is mild—think Tylenol wearing rollerblades—yet the mood elevation can make chronic aches feel like background noise from coach class.

Who Should Board This Flight

Perfect for creatives on deadline, gym rats who want to outrun their own playlists, and anyone whose Monday meeting needs a Top Gun soundtrack. Not recommended for bedtime, date night with a narcoleptic, or anyone whose heart rate spikes when the microwave beeps. If your idea of relaxation is skydiving without a parachute, welcome aboard.