The Pharaoh’s Secret Menu
This is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy you can’t Google. Evil Bear Genetics keeps the lineage locked up tighter than Cleopatra’s skincare routine, so all we know is that it’s hybrid enough to stretch 1.5–2× in flower and finish in 8–10 weeks. Think of it as a designer dog breed, except instead of Instagram, it’s hiding in a grow tent whispering "ankh, ankhyou."
Effects: Sandstorm in Your Skull
At the low end (15%) you’ll feel like you just solved the riddle of the Sphinx—on the high end (25%) you ARE the riddle. Expect a cerebral sandstorm that eventually settles into a body-relaxing oasis, perfect for debating whether hieroglyphics are just ancient emojis or actually writing.
Flavor & Aroma: Pyramid Air Freshener
No COA? No problem. Based on the Widow-adjacent family tree, anticipate peppery spice, sour citrus, and a whiff of earth that smells like someone spilled a mojito in a tomb. It’s basically Tutankhamun’s linen drawer—if he’d hot-boxed it first.
Growing: Indiana Jones Mode
Medium height, medium leaves, medium everything—until you crank the PPFD and it starts throwing colas like Indiana Jones throws punches. Expect golf-ball nugs that turn into sticky little spears after cure. Drop the temps 10–15°F near harvest and watch the buds blush like they just saw the Ark of the Covenant.
Medical: Sphinx-Level Stress Relief
Great for patients who need a hybrid that won’t lock them to the couch or launch them into orbit. The THC spread makes it a choose-your-own-adventure: microdose for daytime anxiety or full send for “I just want to watch ancient aliens and not move.”
Who It’s For
Cannabis hipsters who brag about strains that aren’t on Leafly yet, growers who like a bit of mystery in their tent, and anyone who’s ever yelled “I want my mummy” after forgetting what they walked into the kitchen for.
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