Overview
Amnesia Auto is what happens when breeders decide photoperiod Amnesia is too damn slow. 420 Genetics crammed ruderalis genes into the Haze family tree so your plant flips to flower faster than a TikTok trend dies. Seed-to-bowl in 70–85 days means you can harvest before your landlord remembers you exist. The trade-off? You get 60–110 cm of Christmas-tree-shaped sass that still smells like a citrus grove on fire.
Effects
Expect the classic Amnesia brain-buzz: a rocket-powered head high that makes mundane chores feel like an Indiana Jones set piece. Creativity spikes, anxiety dips (unless you overdo it, then hello existential spiral), and short-term memory takes a coffee break. Perfect for brainstorming your next terrible business idea or finally understanding why your cat judges you.
Flavor & Aroma
Open the jar and get punched by lemon zest, sweet incense, and a faint whisper of “did I leave the stove on?” Smoke it and the citrus turns into a tangy, spicy exhale that lingers like your most embarrassing high-school memory. Room note is pure Haze—your neighbors will either applaud or call the cops, no middle ground.
Growing Notes
Amnesia Auto is the lazy gardener’s dream: 18–20 hours of light, basic nutes, and she practically grows herself. Keep temps 20–26 °C, humidity under 55 % in flower, and resist the urge to top—autos hate aggressive training more than vegans hate bacon. Yields hit 400–500 g/m² indoors or 50–150 g/plant outdoors, assuming you didn’t forget to water it (again).
Medical Uses
Patients lean on Amnesia Auto for daytime relief of stress, depression, and the crushing realization that adulting is hard. The 15–25 % THC band handles moderate pain, but don’t expect couch-lock—this is a strain for people who need to function, just at an elevated level of weird. Micro-dose to stay productive; macro-dose to question the fabric of reality.
Who It's For
Ideal for impatient sativa lovers, closet growers, and anyone whose attention span has been nuked by social media. Not recommended for those who hate citrus, people who need to remember where they parked, or anyone subject to random drug tests (RIP). If you can’t commit to a 12-week photoperiod, this is your ride-or-die.
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