Amnesia Auto

The 90-Second Origin Story

Kera Seeds took classic Amnesia—legendary Dutch Haze that normally needs a mortgage-length flower cycle—and stapled on ruderalis DNA like a turbo button. The result? A plant that still punches like a sativa but ripens faster than your leftover Pad Thai. Ten-to-twelve weeks seed-to-harvest means you can binge a Netflix series and come back to sticky colas. It’s the breeding equivalent of putting a jet engine in a Prius.

Effects: Brain Wi-Fi on Five Bars

Expect a cerebral cannonball: creative sparks, motivational speeches to your cat, and the sudden urge to alphabetize your vinyl. THC lands in the 16–21% sweet spot—strong enough to notice, not strong enough to forget your own name (despite the branding). The high stays bright and chatty for the first hour, then coasts into a mellow body purr that won’t glue you to the couch—perfect for pretending to be productive.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Cologne for Your Lungs

Terpinolene and limonene dominate, so the jar smells like a lemon grove had a one-night stand with a stick of incense. On inhale you get zesty lime candy; exhale leaves a peppery, almost floral aftertaste that’ll have non-smokers asking what cologne you’re wearing. The smoke is surprisingly smooth—no Haze cough unless you try to impress the bong like it’s 2009.

Growing: Set It, Forget It, Brag About It

Indoors she’ll squat between 60–120 cm—short enough for a closet, tall enough to flex. Outdoors she can stretch to 130 cm if you feed her ego (and nutrients). She’ll start flowering on her own around week 3, so forget light-schedule yoga. Keep the light at 18/6 or 20/4, avoid topping like you’re Edward Scissorhands on espresso, and she’ll reward you with 350–450 g/m² of crystal-dipped rocket fuel. Bonus: airy structure means mold has to try harder.

Medical: Doctor’s Note for Fun

Patients reach for Amnesia Auto when depression, fatigue, or chronic Netflix paralysis strike. The limonene lifts mood faster than a puppy video, while moderate THC knocks down mild aches without flooring you. Microdose for daytime focus, full bowl for creative therapy. Not ideal for serious insomnia unless you pair it with a weighted blanket and the extended Lord of the Rings cut.

Who Should Hit This

Perfect for growers who want photoperiod swagger without photoperiod patience, and smokers who like their sativas speedy but not panic-attacky. Ideal for balcony gardeners, impatient millennials, and anyone whose last Haze grow was evicted by the calendar. If your motto is “I want it all and I want it in three months,” welcome home.