Amnesia Auto

Overview

Zoo Seeds basically kidnapped the legendary Amnesia, forced it to sit in a tiny pot under 20 hours of light, and yelled "Grow faster!" until it obeyed. The result is an autoflower that keeps the soaring, lemon-peel-meets-church-incense terp profile but clocks out in 70-85 days like it’s got a union contract.

Effects

Expect a head rush that feels like your brain just downed a double espresso while skydiving. At 17-22 % THC it’s not quite "call your ex crying" territory, but you will suddenly remember every embarrassing thing you did in 8th grade—and somehow be cool with it. Novices beware: couch-lock is minimal, but your attention span might still file for unemployment.

Flavor & Aroma

Open the jar and you’re punched by lemon zest and pine-sol, followed by a faint whiff of your weird aunt’s incense collection. Smoke it and the citrus candy coating gives way to earthy, spicy Haze that lingers like that one friend who never leaves the after-party. It’s loud enough that your neighbors will think you’re either baking lemon bars or worshipping Satan.

Growing Notes

She’ll stretch to 70-120 cm indoors and can pole-vault past 140 cm outdoors if you feed her ego—err, nutrients. Treat her like the sativa diva she is: keep humidity in check, bend those branches early, and don’t freak out if she foxtails; that’s just her way of showing off. One plant can yield 80-120 g of resin-dipped spears with minimal drama.

Medical Potential

Great for daytime depression, creative constipation, or pretending your inbox doesn’t exist. The limonene-forward terp mix lifts mood while the modest CBD keeps paranoia from turning into a TED Talk on conspiracy theories. Arthritis users like it for the anti-inflammatory kick without the nap.

Who It's For

Perfect for impatient sativa lovers, balcony growers with nosy landlords, and anyone who wants to harvest before their mother visits. Not ideal for couch merchants or people who think "Haze" is a weather report. If you can keep your grow room under 30 °C and your schedule flexible, Amnesia Auto will gladly gas you up and ghost in under three months.