Backstory Nobody Asked For
Dinafem spent two years breeding this thing like it was a royal baby, crossing 100+ plants to nail a CBD-dominant autoflower. The result? A plant that flowers in under 9 weeks, forgets it's supposed to wreck you, and still gets a 90% satisfaction rating from people who think ibuprofen is spicy.
Effects (or Lack Thereof)
Expect a gentle cerebral lift that feels like your brain put on house slippers. The 7% THC politely taps your CB1 receptors, while 7–12% CBD gives anxiety a timeout. You’ll stay coherent enough to finish a crossword, but relaxed enough to not care if 42-down is wrong.
Flavor & Nose
Terps drop a pine-forest candle on your tongue, backed by faint citrus zest and the smug earthiness of a plant that knows it won’t get you fired. At 300-500 ppm of volatile compounds, the aroma fills a room faster than your aunt’s essential-oil diffuser.
Growing for Dummies
Autoflower genetics mean it flowers when it damn well pleases—usually by week 9. Dense, trichome-glazed nugs stay compact, so you can stack plants like Tetris in a 2×2 tent. No light-cycle drama, just water, nutes, and the patience of someone who’s already given up on getting high.
Medical Buzzkill
Perfect for patients who want symptom relief without accidentally texting their ex. CBD tackles inflammation, anxiety, and chronic pain while THC stays too low to trigger paranoia or existential dread. It’s basically a pharmaceutical gummy that grew leaves.
Who Should Smoke This?
Ideal for soccer moms, microdosers, and anyone who thinks 7% THC is ‘edgy.’ If your idea of a wild night is reorganizing the spice rack while feeling mildly amused, welcome home.
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