What Even Is This Thing?
Amnesia Automatic is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we made weed that grows itself while we binge Netflix?" Spawned by Baked Beans Cannabis Seeds circa 2015, this auto is roughly 30% ruderalis (the speed demon), 40% indica (the couch magnet), and 30% sativa (the chatty cousin). Translation: it finishes in about 10-11 weeks from seed, stays medium height, and still delivers a buzz that won’t let you forget you’re high—even if the name suggests otherwise.
Effects: Cerebral Gymnastics on a Trampoline
Expect a 50/50 head-body high that starts with a lemon-scented rocket to the frontal lobe, then gently parachutes you into a state of relaxed curiosity. Great for pretending to care about your friend’s podcast, terrible for remembering where you put the lighter you just used. At 18% THC it’s not a freight train, but it’s definitely a reliable commuter rail with plush seats.
Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Pledge Meets Pine-Sol, But Make It Sexy
Crack a jar and the room smells like someone mopped the floor with citrus zest and sprinkled oregano on top. Smoke it and you get a sweet lemon candy inhale, followed by earthy pine and a faint whisper of «did I just taste pizza?» Terpene nerds pin the magic on limonene and pinene throwing a rave with a dash of myrcene on the guest list.
Growing: Set It and (Almost) Forget It
This strain is basically the Instant Pot of cannabis. Pop seeds, give them light, water, and basic love, and she’ll auto-flower in ~75-80 days from sprout. Yields land around 350-400 g/m² indoors or 60-120 g/plant outdoors—respectable for something that sounds like a Pokémon evolution. Bonus: she stays under 1m tall, so your nosy neighbor thinks it’s just another tomato plant on steroids.
Medical Uses: Anxiety’s Chill Cousin
Patients grab Amnesia Auto for daytime stress, mild aches, and the existential dread of unanswered group chats. The balanced high smooths out social jitters without gluing you to the sofa. Remember: it’s medicine, but it still counts as a personality upgrade.
Who Should Smoke This?
Perfect for beginners who want top-shelf results without learning quantum physics, and for veterans who need a quick turnaround between harvests. If you’ve ever killed a cactus but still want to brag about home-grown weed, this is your spirit plant.
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