Amnesia Automatic

The Elevator Pitch

Imagine Amnesia Haze after a CrossFit bootcamp—same loud citrus soul, but now it sprints instead of marathons. Seed to blunt in under three months, zero light-schedule drama, and a THC spread wide enough to either inspire tax-code poetry or glue you to the couch wondering what a tax code is.

Effects: Brain Gymnastics or Couch Olympics?

First wave: a giggly, creative jolt that makes your group chat look like TED Talks. Second wave: the 25% THC phenos can body-slam you into horizontal mode, so maybe clear the laundry off the sofa first. Either way, short-term memory takes a polite vacation—hence the name.

Taste & Smell: Lemon Pledge Meets Hippie Store

Limonene and terpinolene tag-team your nostrils with lemon zest and pine-sol tang, backed by a nag-champa haze that screams "I still own vinyl." Carbon filter? Mandatory unless you want your neighbors to think you’re cleaning the entire building with citrus witchcraft.

Growing: Idiot-Proof but Not Idiot-Friendly

She’ll hit 60-110 cm indoors, so vertical space matters. LST her like you’re folding a fitted sheet—gently and with swearing. Expect 70-85 days from seed, yields respectable for an auto, and she’ll forgive cold nights like a Canadian. Just don’t overfeed; hangovers are for humans, not plants.

Medical Uses: Therapeutic Chaos

Patients grab it for stress, mild pain, and the kind of mood lift that makes DMV lines feel like Disneyland. Low-end 15% batches are functional daytime meds; the 25% rockets are best reserved for when horizontal meditation is the goal. Memory loss? Side effect or feature—discuss with your therapist.

Who Should Buy This?

Perfect for impatient sativa lovers, balcony growers in cold climates, and anyone whose grow tent doubles as a laundry closet. If you’ve killed photoperiod plants by forgetting the light schedule, this auto is your vegetative safety blanket. Just label your jars—you won’t remember what’s inside.