What Even Is This Thing?
Amnesia+ is D+Calidad’s reboot of the OG Amnesia line—think Amnesia Haze after it went to therapy and came back with a productivity app. The breeders basically asked, “What if we kept the mind-melting sativa rush but dialed up the terps and sparkle?” The result is a 70-ish-day flowering diva that stretches like it’s auditioning for Cirque du Soleil and smells like a lemon grove on fire.
Effects: Brain Gymnastics Without Spotters
Expect a rocket-powered head high that lands somewhere between TED Talk confidence and forgetting your own birthday. Users report euphoria, unstoppable chattiness, and the sudden urge to reorganize Spotify playlists by BPM. Couchlock? Never heard of her. This is daytime fuel—perfect for pretending you’re productive while you alphabetize your spice rack at 2 a.m.
Flavor & Nose: Citrus Grenade With A Woody Wick
Terpinolene leads the parade, backed by myrcene, limonene, and just enough caryophyllene to keep it from smelling like floor cleaner. On the inhale: fresh lemon zest and sweet pine. On the exhale: herbal incense that makes you feel like you’re hot-boxing a yoga studio in 1998. If your grinder doesn’t reek like a forbidden orange Creamsicle, you got fake Amnesia+.
Growing: Tall, Greedy, Worth It
Indoors, flip early unless you enjoy trimming satellites in orbit. She’ll happily outgrow a 6-foot tent if you blink during stretch. SCROG, LST, or just bonsai the beast—she rewards training with rock-solid colas dripping in trichs. Feed moderately; she’s not a Cali OG glutton, but she’ll ghost you if you underdo the nitrogen. Outdoor growers in warm, dry climates can expect tree-size plants and neighbors asking if you’re starting a Christmas-tree side hustle.
Medical Grade Hype
Patients chasing depression, fatigue, or creative constipation swear by Amnesia+. The cerebral lift crushes low moods faster than a motivational podcast at 1.25× speed. Anxiety? Only if you’re already the “reply-all” type—start low, because this strain doesn’t do subtle. Appetite stimulation shows up fashionably late, so keep snacks within arm’s reach or risk a kitchen disaster.
Who Should Smoke This?
If your idea of a productive afternoon is writing a screenplay, painting the bathroom, or DMing your ex “you up?”—congrats, you’re the target demo. Novices should treat it like espresso: one puff and see if the room stops spinning before you chase a second. Veterans, feel free to chase the dragon; just remember the name is literal—your keys are in the freezer.
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