Amnesia Haze Automatic

The Short Attention Span Review

Think Amnesia Haze but with a tiny weed alarm clock inside. Instead of waiting 12-14 weeks while you count trichomes like a nerd, this plant flips itself into flower faster than you can lose your keys. At 18% THC it won’t erase your memory like the photoperiod big sister, but it’ll still send you on a citrus-scented daydream that makes Monday meetings 37% more tolerable.

Effects: Motivational Speech In Plant Form

Expect a giggly, cerebral buzz that pairs well with Spotify playlists you forgot you made. The sativa genetics keep your brain firing on all cylinders while the mellow ruderalis backbone prevents you from cleaning the entire house at 3 a.m. Creativity spikes, social anxiety plummets, and you’ll suddenly remember the password to your 2008 MySpace—then immediately forget why you wanted it.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Pledge With A College Degree

Limonene and myrcene dominate like overachieving terpene students, delivering zesty lemon peel followed by earthy spice that smells suspiciously like your yoga instructor’s incense. Smoke it and you’ll taste citrus candy rolled in pepper and left on a pine forest floor—fancy enough to impress your cousin who grows wine grapes.

Growing: Set It & Forget It (But Not Literally)

Ready in 9–10 weeks from seed, these compact plants top out around 3-4 feet—perfect for closets, tents, or that weird space behind your aquarium. Yields average 100 g/plant indoors if you can remember to water occasionally. Bonus: the purple hues that show up under cooler temps make your Instagram look like you actually know what you’re doing.

Medical: Doctor Recommended For Chronic Boredom

Patients report relief from low mood, creative block, and the soul-crushing realization that it’s only Tuesday. The gentle body relaxation eases minor aches without couch-lock, while the head high obliterates spiraling thoughts about your ex’s new partner. Use responsibly—nobody wants to explain why they laughed for twenty minutes at a toothpaste commercial.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for growers who kill every houseplant but still crave top-shelf haze, and consumers who need daytime medicine without feeling like a sedated sloth. Not recommended for people who already forgot they clicked on this review—you’ll just order seeds twice.