🟡 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Amnesia Haze

Amnesia Haze is the espresso-shot of weed—except the espress

Amnesia Haze is the espresso-shot of weed—except the espresso forgot where it parked. At 20-26% THC, this citrus rocket will have you talking to strangers, cleaning the garage, and wondering why you walked into the kitchen.

Creativity
75%
Energy
55%
Relaxation
70%
Munchies
60%
THC: 20-26% CBD: <1%
Vibes
66%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Strain Overview

Imagine if a Jamaican vacation and a Dutch coffeeshop had a very tall, very chatty baby. That’s Amnesia Haze. Bred by Dr. Blaze from vintage Haze stock laced with Caribbean and Southeast Asian landraces, it’s 70-80% sativa that somehow still remembers to bring the potency. Expect a soaring, clear-headed high that pairs well with existential conversations and losing your phone in your own hand.

Effects

One bong rip and you’ll recite Wikipedia pages you didn’t know you read. The high hits fast: euphoric, creative, and just a little manic—like your brain upgraded to fiber internet but forgot the password. Classic side effects include unstoppable giggles, spontaneous house-cleaning, and the sudden urge to text your ex about the economy.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like someone zested a lemon over a tropical fruit salad then set it on fire in the best way. On the tongue it’s lemon-drop candy chased by pine needles and a whisper of incense from your college dorm. Terpinolene and limonene run the show, so every exhale feels like spraying citrus Febreze directly into your soul.

Growing Notes

Amnesia Haze grows tall—like, ‘why is the ceiling so close?’ tall. Indoor plants stretch 3-5 feet and can double in flower, so break out the SCROG net or buy a taller tent. Expect 10-11 weeks of flowering, moderate density buds, and trichomes that look like the plant rolled in sugar. Reward: up to 600 g/m² of memory-erasing magic.

Medical Uses

Doctors haven’t written a prescription for ‘fun at parties’ yet, but if they did, this would be it. Patients grab Amnesia Haze for depression, fatigue, and the chronic need to fold laundry at 2 a.m. Warning: may cause acute short-term memory loss—hence the name. Plan accordingly (sticky notes, GPS, loyal friend).

Who It’s For

Perfect for creatives, extroverts, and anyone who’s lost their car in a parking lot sober. Not recommended for anxious types who think their heartbeat is Morse code. If your idea of a good time is solving the world’s problems before the pizza arrives, welcome home.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Amnesia Haze

Will Amnesia Haze actually make me forget stuff?

Only trivial things—like where you left your dignity after Karaoke Night. Short-term memory gets fuzzy, so set reminders for the important stuff (snacks).

Is it good for daytime use?

Absolutely. It’s the strain equivalent of a triple-shot cold brew—if you’re cool with vibrating slightly faster than visible light.

How does it compare to Lemon Haze?

Lemon Haze is your peppy friend with a megaphone. Amnesia Haze is that same friend after finishing grad school—smarter, louder, and slightly more likely to misplace its shoes.

Can beginners handle 25% THC?

Proceed with caution or prepare to become one with the couch while simultaneously reorganizing it. Micro-dose until you remember your own name.

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