Amnesia Haze XL Automatic

Overview

This is what happens when Dutch breeders trap a legendary Haze in a microwave and hit "defrost." Amnesia Haze XL Automatic crams 14-ish % THC, citrus-peel terps, and a sativa slap into a 70–85 day microwave dinner. Zambeza basically told the plant, "You have 12 weeks to become iconic—go." Miraculously, it listened.

Effects

Expect the classic Amnesia brain-train—creative, chatty, and convinced that your shower thoughts deserve a TED Talk. At 12-14 % THC it’s potent enough to matter but not so strong you’ll forget your own Wi-Fi password. The auto genetics shave off the paranoia edge; you’ll feel lifted, not launched into orbit.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like someone zested a lemon into a cedar chest, then hotboxed it with incense. Taste follows suit—bright citrus inhale, spicy-herbal exhale, and a faint whisper of "did I leave the stove on?" Terpinolene and limonene run the show, so your mouth feels like it just chewed a pine-sol gummy.

Growing

She tops out at a polite 70–110 cm indoors, so no ceiling-scraping drama. Yields hit 350–450 g/m² if you actually read the nute chart. Outdoors she’ll spit 70–150 g of fox-tailed, trichome-dipped nugs before your tomatoes even flower. Bonus: no light-schedule tantrums—plant, water, wait, brag.

Medical Potential

Great for daytime depression, creative block, or pretending your inbox doesn’t exist. Low CBD keeps it recreational, but the cerebral lift can bulldoze stress and light fatigue. Microdose if you actually want to remember why you opened the fridge.

Who It's For

Perfect for Haze lovers who don’t have 14 weeks to babysit diva sativas, or closet growers who need a plant shorter than their insecurity. If you’re the type who sets a 70-day phone reminder titled "Weed Day," congratulations—you’re the target demographic.