Amnesia Top

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Author Seeds basically took the Haze family tree, shook it really hard, and out popped this sparkly, trichome-covered love child. It’s got all the classic sativa genetics—tall, lanky, and absolutely convinced it’s the main character in a French New Wave film.

Effects: Welcome to the Thought Tornado

Expect a cerebral buzz that hits faster than your ex sliding into DMs. Users report sudden bursts of creativity, uncontrollable giggles, and the ability to solve calculus problems they never studied for. Perfect for pretending to be productive while actually just alphabetizing your spice rack.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Explosion in Your Face Hole

On the nose: lemon zest, pine needles, and the smug satisfaction of knowing your weed smells better than your neighbor’s. On the tongue: sweet citrus with earthy undertones and a spicy kick that whispers, 'Yes, you’re definitely overthinking that text you sent three days ago.'

Growing This Diva

Amnesia Top grows like it’s auditioning for a botanical Vogue cover—tall, frosty, and slightly high-maintenance. Indoor growers need headroom and patience; she’ll stretch like your last lie about how much you spent on concert tickets. Flowering in 9-10 weeks, she rewards you with dense, purple-flecked nugs that look like they belong in a museum.

Medical Uses (Or, How to Explain This to Your Mom)

Great for depression, fatigue, and the existential dread of Monday morning meetings. Also effective for ADHD—mainly because you’ll be too busy counting ceiling tiles to remember what you were distracted from. Not recommended if your plans include sitting still or operating heavy eyelids.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for artists, writers, or anyone whose to-do list includes 'question reality.' Not recommended for people who wanted a chill indica night or anyone who needs to remember where they parked their car. If you’ve ever started a sentence and forgotten the point halfway through—congratulations, you’ve found your spirit weed.