Angry Gorilla

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Brothers In Farms cooked this one up like a secret BBQ sauce—great flavor, proprietary recipe, and zero intention of telling you what’s in it. Rumor says it’s got Gorilla Glue genetics sulking in the background, but the breeder keeps the family tree locked tighter than a dispensary cash drawer. Translation: you’ll get diesel, earth, and a whisper of chocolate, but the actual parents are listed as “¯\_(ツ)_/¯.”

Effects: From Chill to Chest-Beating

Low end (15%) feels like a weighted blanket and a TED Talk on why snacks matter. High end (25%) turns your brain into a Planet Earth narrator while your body attempts to evolve back into moss. Expect a fast onset, stupid grin, and the sudden urge to re-organize your sock drawer by emotional resonance. Couchlock is optional; ceiling-staring is mandatory.

Flavor & Aroma: Diesel-Dipped Brownies

Crack a jar and get smacked with sour gas, wet soil, and a rogue Hershey’s kiss. Caryophyllene brings the peppery punch, limonene adds citrus sass, and myrcene shows up late with pizza. Smoke is thick enough to write your name in, so maybe crack a window unless you want your neighbors thinking you’re running a biodiesel startup.

Growing: A Jungle Gym for Your Tent

Stretches 1.5–2× in early flower, so SCROG or top early unless you enjoy light burn karaoke. Likes cooler nights for purple flirting and dense bud stacking. Trichomes look like frosted mini-wheats under magnification—great for hash, terrible for stealth. Average flower time: 8–9 weeks. Yields reward the patient; mold punishes the lazy.

Medical: Because Adulting Hurts

Patients report relief from chronic pain, insomnia, and the existential dread of group chats. High THC + caryophyllene tag-teams inflammation, while myrcene acts as a sandbag for racing thoughts. Novices: start with a grain-of-rice dab or prepare to time-travel to tomorrow’s regrets.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for experienced tokers who want a one-hitter quitter or hash makers chasing solventless gold. Skip if your tolerance is still in training wheels or you need to operate heavy machinery—like a TV remote. Ideal soundtrack: lo-fi beats or actual gorilla mating calls. Your call.