Apple Bottom Squirt

TL;DR: Should I Even Touch This?

Yes—if you like fruit salad terps and don’t mind telling the budtender, “I’ll take an eighth of the Squirt, please,” without giggling. THC swings from a mild 15% to a face-melting 25%, so dose like an adult unless you enjoy horizontal time on the kitchen tiles.

Effects: Flip a Coin, Win a Prize

Small bowl = creative spark, mild euphoria, and the sudden urge to alphabetize your vinyl. Big bowl = full-body couch magnetism and the realization that Apple Bottom jeans were, in fact, not a fashion statement but a prophecy. Balanced hybrid means the sativa side jolts your brain while the indica side tucks you in with a weighted blanket made of terpenes.

Flavor & Aroma: Juicy Fruit, Hold the Gum

Crack the jar and get punched with Granny Smith apple peel, followed by a fizzy orange-soda finish. Farnesene gives the apple snap, limonene delivers the citrus slap, and a whisper of creamy candy makes you question if you’re vaping weed or melted Jolly Ranchers. Room note is so loud your neighbors will think you opened a Jamba Juice.

Growing: Choose Your Own Adventure

Boutique seeds = pheno roulette. You might pop an apple-dominant tree, a citrus monster, or the mythical 50/50 unicorn that tastes like pie à la mode. Flowers in 56–70 days, prefers SCROG to keep the stretchy sativa limbs in check, and pumps out resin heads that solventless nerds will try to marry. Mold resistance is decent, but don’t be the hero who crams thirty plants into a closet.

Medical: Because Adulting Hurts

Perfect for users who need daytime pain relief without broadcasting “I’m stoned” in the Zoom meeting. Low-dose creativity boost helps with ADHD scatterbrain, while heavier sessions tranquilize anxiety and chronic pain. Munchies are real—hide the Doritos or embrace the orange-dust mustache.

Who It’s For

Flavor chasers, terpene nerds, and anyone who ever wished apple-cider donuts were smokable. Skip it if you want classic gas or hate explaining strain names to cops. Also ideal for growers who enjoy the thrill of pheno hunting more than Netflix.