Applez And Bananaz

The Origin Story

Growers Choice spent a decade playing botanical matchmaker, crossing heritage indicas until they accidentally created the lovechild of a Granny Smith and a Chiquita banana. Over 20 breeding cycles were dedicated to making sure this strain hits like a fruit truck and feels like a weighted blanket. The result? A 70% indica monster that’s basically sedated produce.

Effects: Couchlock à la Mode

This isn’t a ‘clean the apartment’ high—it’s a ‘apologize to the pizza guy through a mouthful of chips’ high. Expect immediate full-body sedation, time dilation, and the sudden realization that horizontal is your best angle. Great for people who want to feel like they’re melting into a puddle of warm applesauce while their brain streams lo-fi beats.

Flavor & Aroma: Fruit Salad Gone Rogue

Crack a jar and get slapped by apple pie à la mode with a banana pudding chaser. Dominant myrcene and limonene create a sweet, creamy inhale, while pinene sneaks in at the end like a pine-scented apology. It’s dessert disguised as medicine—your dentist will be confused and slightly aroused.

Growing: Purple Couch Potatoes

These buds grow dense enough to bench press—expect chunky colas that look like they’ve been dipped in frost and left in a wine cooler. The purple hues show up like a bruise from happiness, and trichome coverage can hit 70%, making trimming feel like defusing a glitter bomb. Yield improvements of 15-20% mean more nugs to misplace later.

Medical: Therapeutic Hibernation

Doctors won’t prescribe it, but your insomnia sure will. Patients report this strain turns racing thoughts into gentle elevator music and replaces pain with the urge to rewatch Planet Earth. Side effects may include forgetting what day it is and developing a deep emotional bond with your pillow.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for people whose spirit animal is a sloth on vacation. If your idea of a wild Friday is horizontal Netflix marathons and reheated lasagna, welcome home. Not recommended for anyone who needs to operate heavy machinery—or light machinery—or really any machinery at all.