Aunt of Farouk

Strain Resume

Imagine a plant that studied abroad in the Hindu Kush and came back with a PhD in resinology. Aunt of Farouk is short, stacked, and so frosty it looks like it rolled in confectioner’s sugar. Derg Corra Collective basically created a living hash coin—compact buds, zero fluff, and trichomes that scream "press me into rosin or we riot."

How It Feels (Spoiler: Horizontal)

THC lands somewhere between "Netflix documentary narrator" and "gravity increased 30%." You’ll still know your own name, but you’ll say it slower. Limbs feel like they’ve been swapped with memory-foam pillows, while your brain takes a polite seat in a comfy chair and refuses to check email. Great for people who want to feel stoned without auditioning for a space-launch video.

Flavor & Aroma: Grandma’s Spice Cabinet, Now With Weed

Crack a jar and get hit with earthy hash, cracked pepper, and a clove cigarette your aunt definitely didn’t inhale. There’s a dried-fig sweetness hiding in the back, like she’s been secretly infusing honey again. Basically smells like a Moroccan souk had a baby with a cedar chest.

Growing Notes for Closet Botanists

She’s a bonsai dream: 8–9 weeks indoors, tops out around 3–4 feet, and rewards basic LST with rock-solid golf-ball nugs. Cool nights bring out purple streaks that’ll make your Instagram followers think you’re an actual wizard. Yield is above average for something that fits in a mini-fridge.

Medical Hype Sheet

Patients report this strain evicts tension headaches, evicts lower-back gremlins, and politely asks anxiety to wait in the car. Appetite shows up fashionably late but in a tuxedo. Not ideal if your to-do list is longer than a CVS receipt—save it for when "productive" means locating the remote.

Perfect If You Are...

A 9-to-5 survivor who wants to clock out with dignity, a home hash-maker hunting solventless gold, or anyone whose evening plans read: blanket, snacks, planet Earth documentary narrated by Sir David Atten-baked.