Auto Amnesia

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Advanced Seeds spent five years perfecting this strain, presumably because they kept forgetting what they were working on (we get it, the name's fitting). They basically took classic Amnesia—a strain known for turning brains into screensavers—and crammed it into a Ruderalis body like a heavyweight boxer wearing a toddler's clothes. The result? A plant that flowers automatically while maintaining the existential crisis of its photoperiod parent.

Effects: Because Who Needs Short-Term Memory Anyway

Auto Amnesia hits you with a wave of creativity that'll have you convinced your shower thoughts deserve a TED Talk. Users report feeling euphoric, energetic, and approximately 73% more likely to start a podcast. The 18% THC content is the sweet spot where you're high enough to think deep thoughts about grocery store layouts, but not so blasted that you forget how cereal works. The sativa genetics keep you upright and chatty, perfect for pretending you understand cryptocurrency at parties.

Taste & Smell: Like a Skunk's Vacation Photos

The aroma opens with a punch of skunk that's either sophisticated or just rude, depending on your nose's political affiliation. This quickly evolves into citrus notes that smell like someone spilled orange juice in a pine forest, rounded out with an earthy finish that screams 'I probably compost.' The flavor follows suit—imagine licking a lemon peel off a tire that's been blessed by a hippie. It's weirdly addictive, like watching TikToks about pressure washing.

Growing: For People Who Kill Succulents

This strain is practically growing itself out of spite. Auto Amnesia stays a modest 60-90cm tall—perfect for closet growers or people who tell their landlord it's a 'tomato experiment.' She'll flip to flower faster than you can say 'I should probably read the instructions,' typically within 8-10 weeks from seed. The plant structure is so symmetrical it could balance your budget, and it's resilient enough to survive your 'watering schedule' that consists mostly of good intentions.

Medical Applications (Beyond 'I Feel Sad')

Patients report Auto Amnesia helps with stress, depression, and the crushing weight of remembering their ex's Netflix password. The uplifting effects make it ideal for daytime use when you need to function but prefer your functioning to have a slight existential filter. Some users claim it helps with creative blocks, though results may vary depending on whether your creative block is just laziness wearing a beret. The energetic boost can help with fatigue, or at least make you too wired to remember you're tired.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for beginners who want to experience Amnesia without the commitment of a photoperiod relationship, or seasoned growers who like their plants like their coffee—fast, strong, and slightly confusing. Ideal for anyone who's ever thought 'I wish my weed had commitment issues too.' Not recommended for people who need to remember where they put their car keys in the next 30 minutes, or anyone operating heavy machinery (which includes most IKEA furniture).